A guy is standing at a urinal when he notices that he's being watched by a midget. Although the little fellow is staring at him intently, the guy...
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A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theatre. When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the man, "Sorry, sir,...
One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated, waiting for the cockpit crew to show up so they can get under way....
A drunk had been at a pub all night. At last call, the drunk stood up to leave and fell flat on his face. He tried to stand one more time, to the...
A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and everyone inside dies. They then get to meet their maker, and because of the...
Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into...
A man returns from Africa feeling very ill. He visits his doctor, who immediately rushes the guy to the intensive care unit at the local...
Schizophrenia - Do You Hear What I Hear? Multiple Personality Disorder - We Three Kings Disoriented Are Dementia - I Think I'll Be Home For...
A guy walks into the psychologist's office wearing only shorts made from Saran wrap. The psychologist looks at him and says, "Well, I can clearly...
A man walks up to you and says - "everything I say to you is a lie." Is he telling you the truth or is he lying? Neither. It's a paradox and...
You are driving along in your car on a wild, stormy night. You pass by a bus stop, and you see three people waiting for the bus: 1. An old...
When two (ore more) people are working a desks that are put next to each other, switch their telephone cords. With all those cables lying around...
English has to be one of the hardest languages to understand. Read the paragraph below and try to understand the meaning. Two individuals...
Las Vegas means "the meadows" in Spanish. In Nevada, there are more than 209,000 slot machines normally operating 24 hours a day, seven...
We have all had bad dates...but this takes the cake. This just tells you how tough it is to be single nowadays. This was on the "Tonight Show"...
Here are the Testimonials of a few people who did.... I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and asked loudly, "How...
Dear Redneck Son; I'm writing this letter slow because I know you can't read fast. We don't live where we did when you left home. Your dad...
It was another Payday and I was tired of Mr. Goodbar. I saw Miss Hershey standing behind the Powerhouse on the corner of Clark and Fifth...
When someone questions the obvious give them back a snappy answer. ;) Snappy Answer #1 A flight attendant was stationed at the departure...
True story, I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every...
To My Dearest Wife, During the past year, I have attempted to make love to you 365 times. I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average...
GEORGE BUSH : When you rearrange the letters : HE BUGS GORE DORMITORY : : DIRTY ROOM EVANGELIST : : EVIL'S AGENT ...
1. We keep our last name. 2. The garage is all ours. 3. Wedding plans take care of themselves. 4. Chocolate is just another snack. 5. We can...
If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented? If people from Poland are called Poles,...
Hilarious Newspaper Headlines (the best of 1999) 1. Include Your Children When Baking Cookies 2. Something Went Wrong in Jet...
