Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization? Answer: Princess Diana's death. Question: How come? Answer: An...
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I, the penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: * I do physical labour * I work at great depths * I am...
Study this and know it! FINE This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up....
It's time once again to consider the candidates for the annual Stella Awards. The Stella's are named after 81-year-old Stella Liebeck who spilled...
Dear Kids of America: When I was a kid, adults used to bore me to tears with their tedious diatribes about how hard things were when they...
At a restaurant, shove one under a wobbling table leg. Christmas ornaments (the more the merrier). Give them to young children play...
On the WBAM FM morning show in Chicago, the DJs play a game where they award winners great prizes. The game is called "Mate Match." The DJs call...
You've been standing in a grocery store line-up for at least 10 minutes, you're next in line and a cashier opens up a line. Inevitably, all the...
When they ask "How are you today?" Tell them! "I'm so glad you asked because no one these days seems to care, and I have all these...
A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange: Officer: May I see your driver's license? Driver: I...
Ever Wondered what if would be like if Dear Abby was a man? Dear Mr. Abby: Q: My husband wants a threesome with my bestfriend and...
I know what day of the week you were born. I was so poor growing up ... If I wasn't born a boy .... I'd have nothing to play with. A girl...
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods that...
directions: read these outloud (English Phrase) I think you need a facelift (Chinese Phrase) Chin Tu Fat (English Phrase) Are you...
The Most Complete List Of Ways To Annoy People, Cops, Your Roommate, And More. Annoy People 1. Pay tolls with $100 bills ...
Q. What do you call it when someone farts in a gay bar? A. A love call. Q. How do you give a blind queer a thrill? A. Leave the plunger in...
A man, called to an audit by the IRS, asked his accountant for advice on what to wear. 'Wear your shabbiest clothing. Let him think you are a...
An Amish lady is trotting down the road in her horse and buggy when she is pulled over by a cop. Ma'am, I'm not going to ticket you, but I do...
It was a small town and the patrolman was making his evening rounds. As he was checking a used car lot, he came upon two little old ladies...
Dear Disgusting Neighbor, I don't mind that you are fat. I don't mind that you are ugly. I don't mind that you have huge, purple patches of...
A chicken farmer went to a local bar, sat next to a woman, and ordered a glass of champagne. The woman perks up and says, "How about that? I...
A lonely woman, aged 70, decided that it was time to get married. She put an ad in the local paper that read: HUSBAND WANTED! MUST BE IN MY...
A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer. The person in...
Bob works hard and spends most evenings bowling or playing basketball at the gym. His wife thinks he is pushing himself too hard, so for his...
One day an out of work mime is visiting the zoo and attempts to earn some money as a street performer. Unfortunately, as soon as he starts to...
