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Fat Chicks

Q: Why do fat chicks give better blow jobs? A: Because they have to.

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Featured 18 years ago

Farmer

A woman visits her accountant to file her taxes. He asks her, What’s your occupation? The woman says, I’m a hooker. The...

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Featured 18 years ago

Magic Birth

Q: How was David Copperfield born? A: He escaped from a condom!

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Featured 18 years ago

A Guy Walks Into a Bar Jokes III

A skeleton walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll you have?" The skeleton says, "Give me a beer, and a mop." A polar bear, a giraffe...

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Featured 18 years ago

A Guy Walks Into a Bar Jokes II

A bear walks into a bar and says, "I'd like a beer and . . . . a packet of peanuts. The barman says, why the big pause?" A kangaroo walks into...

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Featured 18 years ago

A Guy Walks Into a Bar Jokes

A guy walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says, "A beer please, and one for the road." An amnesiac walks into a bar and...

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Featured 18 years ago

Too Kinky

A man and woman are sitting next to each other at a bar. After a few drinks, the man turns to the woman and asks why she looks so down. My...

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Featured 18 years ago

Winning Big

A blonde in Las Vegas goes up to the Coke machine, puts in a dollar, and gets a Coke. She puts in another dollar and gets another Coke. She...

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Featured 18 years ago

Gun Shop

A woman walks into a sporting-goods store and asks the salesman if he could help her pick out a rifle. It’s for my husband, she...

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Featured 18 years ago

Good Sex Life

A husband leans over to his wife in a bar and says, "Do you remember the first time we had sex together over 50 years ago? We went behind this...

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Featured 18 years ago

Four Types of Sex

HOUSE SEX - When you are newly married and have sex all over the house in every room. BEDROOM SEX - After you have been married for a while, you...

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Featured 18 years ago

Good News

Doctor Nick walks into his office to talk to a patient. He looks at the patient and says: I have good news and bad news. Which would you...

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Featured 18 years ago

Blonde Patient

A surgeon went to check on his blonde patient after an operation. She was awake, so he examined her. "You'll be fine," he said. She asked,...

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Featured 18 years ago

Retirement Locations

You can live in Phoenix, Arizona where..... 1. You are willing to park 3 blocks away because you found shade. 2. You've experienced condensation...

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Featured 18 years ago

Contempt of Court

A man was forced to take a day off from work to appear for a minor traffic summons. He grew increasingly restless as he waited hour after endless...

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WV Student

A son comes home from college to West Virginia and tells his dad about a wonderful girl he’s met. Dad, she’s fantastic. She’s smart, in...

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Hell of an Engineer

An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says, "Ah, you're an engineer -- you're in the wrong...

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Help the Rabbi

A rabbi gets in front of his congregation and says that he is leaving to go to a larger congregation that can pay him more. There is a hushâ€”no...

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Featured 18 years ago

Indian Ride

An attractive woman from New York was driving through a remote part of Texas when her car broke down. An American Indian on horseback came along...

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Featured 18 years ago

Skunky

A young couple were driving home one night. As they came around a curve, they ran over a mother skunk. The woman saw a baby skunk crying on the...

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Featured 18 years ago

Train Station

This is a passenger announcement: The train on platform one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven and twelve has come...

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Featured 18 years ago

Pope Flight

A shy gentleman was preparing to board a plane when he heard that the Pope was on the same flight. "This is exciting," thought the gentleman....

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Featured 18 years ago

Trust the Vet

A woman brought a very limp duck in to a veterinary surgeon. As she lay her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to...

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Featured 18 years ago

Materalistic Lawyers

A very successful lawyer parks his brand-new Lexus in front of his office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he gets out, a truck passes...

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Featured 18 years ago

Blind Pilots

Airplane passengers watch nervously as two men wearing pilots’ uniforms and dark glasses use canes to feel their way into the cockpit. The...

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Featured 18 years ago

Joke - jokes

Fat Chicks

Farmer

Magic Birth

A Guy Walks Into a Bar Jokes III

A Guy Walks Into a Bar Jokes II

A Guy Walks Into a Bar Jokes

Too Kinky

Winning Big

Gun Shop

Good Sex Life

Four Types of Sex

Good News

Blonde Patient

Retirement Locations

Contempt of Court

WV Student

Hell of an Engineer

Help the Rabbi

Indian Ride

Skunky

Train Station

Pope Flight

Trust the Vet

Materalistic Lawyers

Blind Pilots

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