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Change For a Dollar?

Change of Command Officer: "Soldier, do you have change for a dollar?" Soldier: "Sure, buddy." Officer: "That’s no way to address an...

By ebaum

Featured 17 years ago

Swallowed Whole

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even...

By ebaum

Featured 17 years ago

New Candy Bar

Theres a new candy bar coming out called The Michael Jackson. Its going to be white-chocolate with no nuts.

By ronfrom

Featured 17 years ago

Bunk Beds

Little Michael was staying with his grandmother for a few days. He'd been playing outside with the other kids for awhile when he came into the...

By ebaum

Featured 17 years ago

Age Old Question

If a man says something in the woods and no woman hears him, is he still wrong?

By ebaum

Featured 17 years ago

Air and Sex

Q: Why is air like sex? A: Because it is no big deal until you're not getting any.

By ebaum

Featured 17 years ago

Dead Wife

Two buddies are talking and one says to the other, Listen, I think my wife is dead. How come? She’s the same in bed, but the...

By ebaum

Featured 17 years ago

Par

A murder has been committed. Police are called to an apartment and find a man standing, holding a 5-iron in his hands, looking at the lifeless...

By ebaum

Featured 17 years ago

Drinking Partners

A cowgirl walks into a bar and orders three mugs of Bud. She sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When she...

By ebaum

Featured 17 years ago

Herpes v Love

Q: What's the difference between love and herpes? A: Herpes lasts forever.

By ebaum

Featured 17 years ago

Different Jobs

Q: What''s the difference between a gynecologist and a geneologist? A: One looks up the family tree, and the other looks up the family bush.

By ebaum

Featured 17 years ago

Fat?

Q: How do you make five pounds of fat look good? A: Put a nipple on it.

By ebaum

Featured 17 years ago

Karate Chop

A little guy is sitting at a counter eating breakfast. A big guy walks in and hits the little guy. "That's a judo chop from Japan," he says, and...

By ebaum

Featured 17 years ago

Food For Thought

Q: Why did the redneck plant Cheerios in his garden? A: He thought they were donut seeds.

By ebaum

Featured 17 years ago

Bodybuilder

Q: What do you call a bodybuilder with a big penis? A: A beginner.

By ebaum

Featured 17 years ago

Mental Hospital

Ron and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Ron suddenly jumped into...

By ebaum

Featured 17 years ago

Prescription For Love

A lady walked into a drugstore and told the pharmacist she needed some cyanide. The pharmacist said, "Why in the world do you need...

By ebaum

Featured 17 years ago

If You Could Cook...

An affluent couple gets into an argument over dinner. "If you could cook," said the husband, "we could fire the chef." "If you could screw,"...

By ebaum

Featured 17 years ago

Marriage Retreat

At the marriage retreat, Amy and John were told to individually write a sentence using the words sex and love. Amy wrote: When two mature...

By ebaum

Featured 17 years ago

Candy for Oral

In a small cathedral, a janitor was cleaning the pews between services when he was approached by the priest. The priest asked the janitor,...

By ebaum

Featured 17 years ago

Satan and Santa

Two boys are walking home from Sunday school after hearing a strong sermon about the devil. One says, What do you think about all that Satan...

By ebaum

Featured 17 years ago

Bad Luck

A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. One day, when he...

By ebaum

Featured 17 years ago

Exciteing Wedding

A groom passes down the aisle of the church to take his place by the altar, when the best man notices that the groom has the biggest, brightest...

By ebaum

Featured 17 years ago

Horny Parrots

The madam of a brothel has a problem, so she goes to a local priest. "I have two talking female parrots," she tells him. "All they can say is...

By ebaum

Featured 17 years ago

Fighting a Ghost

An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last of which had left his bodily systems extremely upset. Upon making...

By ebaum

Featured 17 years ago

Joke - jokes

Change For a Dollar?

Swallowed Whole

New Candy Bar

Bunk Beds

Age Old Question

Air and Sex

Dead Wife

Par

Drinking Partners

Herpes v Love

Different Jobs

Fat?

Karate Chop

Food For Thought

Bodybuilder

Mental Hospital

Prescription For Love

If You Could Cook...

Marriage Retreat

Candy for Oral

Satan and Santa

Bad Luck

Exciteing Wedding

Horny Parrots

Fighting a Ghost

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