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This Is What You Do If You Come Across a Monkey on the Run

Though he may have snuck out of a UK Zoo, one monkey has managed to do what only Curious George has before — making the entire internet want to be his best friend.

Monkey Enters Government Building, Gets to Work

Those clowns in Congress! Given the recent kerfuffle about the House Speaker and modern government’s tendency to shut down every 20 minutes, some may long for a new voice in the halls of power to better represent the people.

'That Monkey Is Gonna Come Kill Us!': A Baboon Named 'Momo' Was Briefly On The Loose In Indianapolis

A monkey decided to put a new, terrifying spin on the old adage of monkeying around, wreaking havoc throughout the streets of Indianapolis after breaking loose from their home in the midwestern city.

Macaque at the Wheel: Bus Driver in Hot Water For Letting Monkey Steer Bus Full of Passengers

According to passengers the monkey boarded the bus with everyone else and took a seat next to the driver. After a while, he decided to climb up on the steering wheel and the driver allowed it.

Japanese Officials Assassinate Leader of Baby-Stealing Monkey Gang

15 of 23 Monkeys Implanted with Elon's Neuralink Chip Have Reportedly Died

This report was coupled with Musk announcing that Neuralink has been eager to begin human testing in 2022 and there was a job listing posted for a clinical trial.

Emotional Support Monkey of Texas Coach's Stripper GF Bites Trick or Treater

Looks like the "Pole Assassin" and her sidekick might be in trouble.