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People Think JD Vance and Erika Kirk Are Sleeping Together

Could you imagine?

Crypto-Bros Have Started Betting Markets for Dares, and It Won’t End Well

They did this on 'Black Mirror.'

MTV Cancels ‘Ridiculousness’ after 46 Seasons

Let’s have a moment of silence.

Kash Patel Took a Taxpayer-Funded Government Jet to See His Girlfriend Perform at a Wrestling Event

Yeah, you can’t do that.

People Think the 49ers Keep Getting Injured Because They’re Too Close to a Power Station

At this point, 49er fans will entertain anything.

People Want to Do Unspeakable Things to the NEO Home Robot

There’s a new robot in your house, and it’s hitting on your wife.

Will ‘Progress Bars’ Inspire People to Read More? Probably Not

They gamified reading.

Silicon Valley VC Firms Are Investing in AI-Powered Phone Farms

If you think things suck now, just you wait.

The Phrase ‘Brain Rot’ Is Actually 171 Years Old

Times change, people stay the same.

OpenAI Says Half a Million People Experience AI-Induced Psychosis A Week Thanks to ChatGPT

High School Student Handcuffed after AI Surveillance System Mistook His Bag of Chips for a Weapon

AI strikes again.

Being Married to Kanye West Gave Kim Kardashian a Brain Aneurysm

Yeah, that checks out.

No, That Fancy Frenchman Isn’t the Lead Detective on the Louvre Robbery

Would be cool if he were, though.

According to New BMI Standards, 70% of Americans Now Considered ‘Obese’

We’re in this together.

Scientists Say ‘Butt Breathing’ Is Very Real and Will One Day Save People’s Lives

The minds behind the discovery were, of course, awarded a Nobel Prize for their efforts.

Millennials Aren't Worried About Gen Z Taking Their Jobs

The hustle is over.

48% of Gen Z Think There's Too Much Nudity In Movies

Grow up.

The New York Times Leaked Luigi Mangione's Diary

That’s not very nice.

Luigi Mangione Allegedly Tried to Pay Off a Yakuza Boss With Adult Pokémon Cards

When in Rome, do as the Romans do.

Scottish Influencer Admits She Used a Silicone Baby to Fake Her Pregnancy

Social media makes people do strange things.

Study Finds AIs Can Get ‘Brain Rot’ From Doomscrolling

Well, would you look at that.

The Internet Is Taking the Side of the Louvre Robbers

It’s giving Ocean’s 11.

Verizon Executive Encourages Unemployed Gen Zers to Work for Free

Can’t get a job? Just work for free!

Gen Z Protestors Have Toppled Another Government

Gen Z is rising up.

Scientific Study Confirms the Chicago Rat Hole Was Actually a Squirrel Hole

Okay, maybe science is cool.