Apparently being extremely well endowed
isn't all it's jacked up to be.
Jonah Falcon has one of the world's longest dongs—9 in. flaccid, 13.5 in. erect—but it mostly just caused him a lot of trouble over the years. In 2014 he went on a daytime talk show to speak at length about the realities of his manhood.
His penis caused him to get stopped prematurely at airport security
, he could only fit condoms on the front half, and he said his large package was the reason he couldn't find a girlfriend.
The world record has since been broken
, but it's still funny to hear this guy be so sad and self-pitying about his enormous gift.
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