erika lust and an office door that says masturbation station

According to a recent LADbible article, Erika Lust of ErikaLust Films has granted her workers permission to pleasure themselves during the day. Much like a 30-minute lunch break, this time will be dedicated to curing a different type of hunger. The idea is that workers are happier and even more focused after completion.

Lust was quoted as saying:

 "I value my employees and I know that when they feel good, we do good work."

"With the pandemic and the huge shift in how we live our lives, I began to notice that my employees had become somewhat agitated and were performing with less energy than before."

"So, knowing that there's only one thing that will make everyone feel good, I've set up a private masturbation station for them to enjoy."

Now here at Ebaum's World, we got to thinking. What name are we supposed to call this very specific, very private room designated for doing the deed? Here's what we came up with...

  • Salon de Spank
  • Pleasure Palace
  • The Tuggy Tavern
  • Autoerotic Auditorium
  • Love Yourself Lounge
  • Erection Section
  • The Touch Tent
  • Masturbation Station
  • The "G" Spot
  • Diddling Den
  • Masturbatory Laboratory
  • Chicken Choke-nasium
  • The Porner Office
  • Sperm Shed
  • Yank Yurt
  • Rub Room
  • C** Closet
  • Cl** Closet
  • Jerk Joint
  • Wank Wall
  • Handsy Hut

So that's where our heads are at. No matter what it's called, I think it's safe to say we'd all be much more productive if every workplace had its own "Beat-off Bungalow." Just saying. Thank you Erika Lust. You're doing the Lord's work.