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‘Gooning in My Gooncave’: How Transcendental Masturbation Became the Internet's Favorite Way to Jerk Off
- Enter “gooning,” the internet’s favorite euphemism for when you want to jerk off, but never, ever cum.
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huntresstho_Uploaded 05/03/2023 in Funny
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Female TikToker Says There's a Loophole in the Torah That Allows Women to Masturbate
- Though the Torah has rigid rules on everything from eating cheeseburgers to turning on the lights during the sabbath, according to the texts of...
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huntresstho_Uploaded 03/23/2023 in Funny
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Ménage à Moi and 19 Other Funny Euphemisms for Masturbation
- Since the dawn of time, men and women have pleasured themselves via masturbation. It's fair to say that since then, all of humanity has been trying...
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zachnadingUploaded 03/09/2023 in Funny
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A New Louis C.K. Just Dropped
- New Louis C.K. just dropped and it's called Mike Mulloy.
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zachnadingUploaded 12/19/2022 in wtf
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25 Freaky Facts About Nihilism's Godfather Nietzsche
- Nietzsche may be the most complex philosopher of them all. His writings led to the creation of comic book icon Superman. However, the biggest fan...
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PocketEpiphanyUploaded 07/25/2022 in wow
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25 Regrettable Places Men Have Stuck Their Manhood
- Growing up is different for every boy. But there is one thing they all have in common: sticking their penises into just about anything!
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PocketEpiphanyUploaded 11/28/2021 in Funny
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How to Beat 'No Nut November' (10 Tips from the Pros)
- 'No Nut November' shall be no more.
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Mom Leaves Teen Son Alone at Home, Walks in on Unfortunate Visual
- Some things you just can't unsee.
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damn_nation_incUploaded 09/09/2020 in facepalm
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Boxer Tyson Fury Preps For Upcoming Fight by Masturbating "7 Times a Day"
- Fight prep is a serious business, but for Fury, it's all about jerking around.
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damn_nation_incUploaded 01/14/2020 in Funny
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Alt-Right's "No Masturbation" Rule May Be Part of Why They're So Angry
- Many notable alt-right groups such as the Proud Boys implement an anti-masturbation policy - a tactic that's been used since Nazi Germany to...
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damn_nation_incUploaded 11/07/2019 in wtf
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13 Naughty Tweets About Female Masturbation By Some Very Honest Ladies
- Weird flex, but ok.
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This Adult-Themed Exercise Bike Helps Work Up A Sweat In More Ways Than One
- Well... that's certainly one reason to go to the gym more often.
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Texas Woman Arrested For Fapping in Public But That Doesn't Stop Her...
- After being detained by officers, she continued to "frisk" herself in the back of the squad car.
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DoctorMolestroUploaded 01/31/2019 in facepalm
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What Kind of Porn Did the World Watch in 2018?
- I am happy to have contributed substantially to these numbers.
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kilgore9012Uploaded 01/03/2019 in ftw
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Sex Robot Brothel Opening in Houston, Texas Causes Concern
- Some people in the Houston community are not happy about the proposed robot sex brothel
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RonaldReaganUploaded 09/25/2018 in Funny
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54-Year Old Conjoined Twins Face Off in Court Over Sexual Assault
- "He keeps playing with our penis without my consent." - says Alfred, who's fighting his conjoined twin in court
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Steven_SeagalUploaded 06/10/2018 in wtf
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Embarrassed Roommate Accidentally Broadcasts His Fap Session
- That embarrassing moment when you think your phone is just muted, but it's actually playing in another room.
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mrlousyjeansUploaded 09/22/2017 in Funny
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33 Low Brow Humor Pics That Will Make You Feel Dirty
- Is your mind is in the gutter? If not, it will be.
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Strange and Interesting Facts About Masturbation
- Maturbating up to 21 times a month can lower your risk of prostate cancer.
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solidsnake4545Uploaded 06/02/2016 in wow
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32 Photos For Those With A Dirty Mind
- Provocative images for your inner pervert.
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23 Relatable Truths That Are Hard To Argue With
- Some of these may hit you in the feels...
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Arousing Facts About Female Masturbation
- These facts may surprise and shock you.
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buzzfeedvideoUploaded 06/23/2014 in Sexy
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Flesh-Lightning
- Apparently the fleshlight has its own music video...
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Icy Hot Mastubation Prank
- Guy freaks out after masturbating with lotion that was actually switched with Icy Hot
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NastyCobraUploaded 01/17/2012
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World Champion in Masturbation
- When it comes to rubbing one out, this guy is a pro.
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Blake1989Uploaded 12/21/2011
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Louis C.K. in 'Curb Your Masturbation'
- This clip from Louis C.K.'s show, 'Louie' shows him discussing his passion for masturbation in a faux Fox News segment. Let's just say it hasn't aged...
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Sarah Palin is Good Masturbation Material
- Tracey Morgan goes one step too far with this one. Thanks for the mental image.
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star4uckerUploaded 01/28/2011
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Sexy Mug Making
- She can't possibly be oblivious to jacking off clay
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star4uckerUploaded 04/19/2010
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Female Sex Addict Claims that Masturbating All Day is Exhausting
- I did it after this video, and I feel fine.
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MikemisatUploaded 11/08/2009
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Masturbation Kit
- Because you can never be too safe!
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ebaumUploaded 12/19/2007
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Bedtime Fun
- When is the right time for Michael Jackson to get in bed with a little boy? When the big hand's on the little one.
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sgtkickerUploaded 12/17/2007
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Misunderstanding
- He picked the wrong time and place to do this.
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ebaumUploaded 10/25/2006
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Strong Right Arm
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ebaumUploaded 07/26/2006
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Morning Pleasure
- Start your day with homeless masturbation!
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ebaumUploaded 07/03/2006
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WayBack WHENsday: Pete's New Toy
- Classic: Pete shows everyone his brand new toy.
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ebaumUploaded 07/03/2006
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