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‘Big Naturals Disaster’: Polar Vortex Map Predicts Cold, Titillating Weather Ahead
The booby brouhaha began on Thursday when iconic s—tposter @equine__dentist headed to Twitter with a horny throwback diagram depicting the very buxom shape of a 2019 polar vortex.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
'Bachelor In Paradise' Contestant Forced to Quit Show After Failing to Deliver 'Poop Baby'
Though 'Bachelor in Paradise' contestant Sam Jeffries may have not left Paradise with a ring, she most definitely left with a baby — more specifically, a “poop baby.”
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
Our Anaconda Don't Want None of This Terrifying Anaconda
Though Sir Mix-a-Lot’s anaconda may not want none unless you got buns, hun, we’ve recently decided that our anaconda don’t … period, especially after watching this viral video detailing just how large and scary these reptiles can be.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
The Scrappiest Place On Earth: Brutal Brawl Briefly Shutters Disneyland Teacup Ride
Disneyland in Anaheim, California briefly transformed from the happiest place on Earth to the scrappiest place on Earth this past weekend after a massive brawl broke out between a handful of angry Disney adults.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
Angry Family of Murdered Teen Beat Alleged Killer For Giggling During Grieving Mom’s Testimony
One grieving family decided that justice was a dish best served with the swing of a fist, taking down the man accused of murdering 16-year-old Diamond Alvarez in a brutal courtroom beatdown.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Wow
Cop On Cop Brutality: Paul Blart Regrets His First Day as a Real Cop
A Los Angeles Police Department officer inadvertently found themselves playing IRL GTA last week, slamming straight into another cop running across the street while attempting to track down an allegedly stolen vehicle.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
Was The NFL Super Fan Really Just A Publicity Stunt?
The internet loves a good conspiracy.
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
'I’m Just Trying To Do My Job': Female Cashier Films Herself Getting Hit On While At Work
The only thing worse than navigating annoying, entitled customers at work? Navigating annoying, entitled customers who demand that you flirt with them while on the job.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm
Monkey Enters Government Building, Gets to Work
Those clowns in Congress! Given the recent kerfuffle about the House Speaker and modern government’s tendency to shut down every 20 minutes, some may long for a new voice in the halls of power to better represent the people.
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
Peter Griffin Arrested for Running Commercial Massage Parlor That Specialized in Offering Sexual Favors for Clients
Being a police officer can be stressful. So if you’re a cop who’s just getting off the job, is there a better way to relax than going to one of the five happy-ending massage parlors you own?
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
