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‘I Wouldn’t Get Too Spun Up About This Particular Action’: Doomsday Preppers Aren’t Worried About Russia’s Nuclear Strike Test
Recently, Russia conducted drills and simulated a nuclear strike just a few hours after its upper parliament took steps to revoke the country’s ratification of the Comprehensive Nuclear Test Ban Treaty.
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‘You Hurt Me and You Will Have to Take That to Your Grave’: Angry Driver Throws Tantrum After His AAA Membership Is Canceled After 26 Years
Though the worker politely apologized for “the circumstances,” the man in question was having none of her mea culpa, instead, opting to berate her further.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
'The Very Essence of Amsterdam': Man Trips Hard In Amsterdam After Enjoying One Too Many Space Brownies
In the now-viral clip, the man, who presumably had one-too-many space cakes and possibly a few extra mushrooms, can be seen teetering over the body of water, somehow managing to fall asleep intertwined with the metal bars.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
‘The Fifth Loco’: Panera’s Charged Lemonade Linked to One Death Is Turning People Into Tweakers
Despite boasting 65 grams of sugar, Panera Bread’s caffeinated Charged Lemonade proved to be less-than-sweet for one family, who is suing the fast-casual chain over the death of their 21-year-old daughter.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Wow
Hungry Javelinas Are Waging War on Arizona’s Most Prestigious Golf Course
Sorry gophers — another animal has emerged as the patron saint of peeving putters, none other than a hungry band of javelinas hellbent on single-hoovedly destroying a luxe Arizona golf course.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
‘Magic Mushrooms Are Turning American Pilots Into Psychedelic Kamikazes’: Psychonauts Are Pissed the Alaska Airlines Pilot Has Tarnished Their Good Name
"I pulled both emergency shut-off handles because I thought I was dreaming and I just wanna wake up,” he reportedly said during his mile-high meltdown.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
Security Guards Were Not Prepared For Cannibal Corpse Show
Despite their reputation as big, burly dudes looming above the mosh pit and frowning upon crowd surfing, it appears there is one thing concert security guards actually fear — the musical stylings of Cannibal Corpse.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
'He's Drunk AF': Tipsy Driver Nearly Bulldozes Pedestrians After Speeding Onto a Houston Curb
Though a hammered Houston driver may have stayed off the road in their intoxicated state, they evidently forgot about the sidewalk, nearly bulldozing several pedestrians enjoying a night out.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Wow
'Stay There! I Got Everything!': Thieves Force Man's Car Off Road, Rob Him of His License Plate
This exercise in Murphy’s Law was an unfortunate reality for one unlucky Los Angeles motorist, who found his car dented and burgled during a drive down the highway.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Wow
British TikToker Pretends to Be Shocked When Peruvian Airport Security Find Several Kilos of Booger Sugar In His Luggage
As Adams, 25, attempted to leave the South American country on September 30, his plans were quickly thwarted after officials at Jorge Chávez International Airport decided to check his luggage.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
'She's Right': Crying Zoomer Roasted For Her Take On 9—5 Jobs Is Right – Commuting Sucks
After roughly a century and a half, Karl Marx has finally been replaced as the face of capitalist critique. His successor? None other than influencer @brielleybelly123, a 20-something college grad who has a whole lot to say about the state of the American
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Ftw
