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'They Peed in the Dryer': Mom Details the Absolute Rager Her Kids Threw While She Was Away

It’s the stuff of every teenager’s dream, and every parent’s nightmare: throwing a massive party while your parents are out of town.

By cathybara

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

The Canadian Side of Niagara Falls Is Home to the World’s Wildest Burger King

In general, people say that it’s better to see Niagara Falls from the Canadian side. Not only do you get a better view of the falls, but you also have the added benefit of getting to see this monstrosity of a Burger King.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Woman’s ‘Situationship’ Jump-Scares Her at the Worst Possible Time

Most people probably aren’t expecting romantic surprises from their situationships, but what about a romantic surprise in the middle of a mental breakdown?

By cathybara

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Squid-Core Is the Newest Fashion Trend

Though New York Fashion Week may be mere days away, it seems we already have a glimpse at this spring’s hottest trend: turning yourself into a sea creature.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm

Man Regularly Beats Up Guy Who Gave His Mom the COVID That Killed Her

Everyone has revenge fantasies from time to time.

By cathybara

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Man Films Real-Life ‘Grand Theft Auto’ Scene

Of course, Grand Theft Auto is a fictional game, and nothing to that extent would happen in real life. Right?

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm

This Chiropractor Doubles As a Prostate Examiner

Though Chiropractors may be known for being a pain in the neck, it appears they can also be quite the pain in the a—, just ask the patient getting his butt blown out in a now-viral clip.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Family Forced to the Ground at Gunpoint By Cops Wins $1.9 Million Settlement

A handful of cops in Aurora learned a hard lesson about police brutality this week, discovering that deranged Punisher LARP-ing is all fun and games until it's time to pay up.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Ftw

'What a Jerk': Horse Takes Out Its Anger On Innocent Glass Window

Despite his ubiquitous appearance as a massive pitcher of punch with weird existential implications, it appears the Kool-Aid Man can take many forms — including that of a horse absolutely not having it with a glass door’s existence.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Who Would Win in a Fight — Stuart Little or Remy From ‘Ratatouille’?

We’re lucky that Stephan A. Smith isn’t sick of our bullshit yet. Despite the fact that he’s a sports commentator, people on the internet keep peppering him with questions about things that don’t actually exist.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Why You Can’t Remove a Lightbulb From Your Mouth

Bad news for anyone who’s ever been tempted to eat a lightbulb: According to science, once it goes in your mouth, it’s damn near impossible to get out.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

No One Can Tell If Driver Got Hit or Nutted on in Clip of Accident Aftermath

What’s the difference between getting a facial and landing in a car accident? If you’re TikToker @dirtyk2.0, the answer is apparently nothing — at least on the surface.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm

Americans Get Roasted After Saying ‘No One Warned Them’ About Europe’s Cobblestone Roads

America is pretty different from Europe. Not only do they have such crazy innovations as “walkable cities,” but they also have functioning public transit that means you don’t need to drive a car, even if you really, really want to.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Young Thug Fans Are Fantasying About His Hog

On Tuesday, u/SaltyForeskin headed to r/YoungThug to ask just that, questioning how fellow fans would respond if the artist’s junk found its way to the world wide web with less-than-impressive results.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Woman Nearly Gets Trampled By Buffalo, Plays Dead Just in Time

Much is made about what to do if you encounter a bear in the wild: “If it’s brown lay down, if it’s black fight back, and if it’s white goodnight.”

By cathybara

Featured 1 year ago in Wow

Streamer Steps Into the Ring With a Pro MMA Fighter and (Somehow) Lives to Regret It

Though he may be a star on Rumble, it appears streamer Nico “Sneako” Kenn De Balinthazy was most certainly not ready to rumble, getting his a— handed to him after a brief faceoff with pro MMA fighter, Sean Strickland.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Wow

Why Is John Travolta Doing the Chicken Dance in Italy?

John Travolta recently did the Chicken Dance in Italy — and we’re still trying to figure out why.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Footage Captures Harrowing Moments of Indiana Gym Shooting That Left Two Injured

Though several fitness buffs may have headed to VASA Fitness in Indianapolis, Indiana to strengthen their guns on Tuesday evening, they got a whole lot more ammo than they bargained for — literally — after a shooter stormed the premises.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Wow

Putin Roasts Tucker Carlson for Trying and Failing to Join the CIA

Recently, former Fox News host and current X video personality (no, not like that) Tucker Carlson decided to make his way to Russia to interview Vladimir Putin.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Sugar Baby Discovers Her Sugar Daddy Died After Getting An Angry Text From His Wife

Your old sugar daddy can’t come to the phone right now. Why? Oh, ‘cause he’s dead!

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Suspected Chinese Spy Pigeon Finally Released From Indian Prison After 8-Month Detention

A suspected Chinese spy pigeon has finally been released from prison after a grueling 8-month detention in India.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Did the 'DocuSign Has 400k Employees' Meme Inspire the Company to Make Layoffs?

As is the way, an incredibly inexplicable (to those who don’t work in the industry) meme has emerged from one corner of Tech Twitter: the idea that DocuSign has 400,000, or 4 million, or 40 million, employees.

By cathybara

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Alexander the Great? More Like Alexander the Gay!

Days after Alexander: The Making of a God hit Netflix on January 31, the series skyrocketed to viral fame for all the wrong reasons, with right-wingers decrying the series’ depiction of the Greek king’s complex relationship with Hephaestion, a General in

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Funny