The internet is in its feels over a fictional Christian VHS cover that has gone viral on Twitter. The sleeve for the fake movie entitled, 'Christ-for-Arms' has gone viral for its nondescript tagline, Diplo parody DJ 'Daldo', and of course the now famous bullying quote, "They threw beans on him."
What does it say about us as a society that everyone really empathized with Christ having beans thrown on him? It's definitely giving shades of "They did surgery on a grape." It wasn't long before "They threw beans on him" took on a life of its own.
THEY THREW BEANS ON HIM! OK LAST ONE! BUT SERIOUSLY WHAT DOES THIS MEAN! LOL pic.twitter.com/Vk4GQTtCtY— Motobyo (@Motobyo_social) February 22, 2023
Me and the boys at 2am— DICE BARD Subathon March 11th (@Dice_Bard) February 21, 2023
They threw beans on him pic.twitter.com/9SxS1fyNBT
"They threw beans on him." pic.twitter.com/J2JJiJkhEc— Mentors Hate Pulls That Are As Single As Them (@GuyChihuehue) February 22, 2023
You’re laughing. They threw beans on him and you’re laughing. pic.twitter.com/E5snbWwvWC— love each other (@suicidalbone) February 21, 2023
Me realizing that they threw beans on him pic.twitter.com/TzoqhplmYJ— n0stalgiac (@n0stalgiac) February 22, 2023
"THEY THREW BEANS ON HIM" pic.twitter.com/ifIWN3uyBb— Grandpa Rufus (@grandpa_rufus) February 22, 2023
no but... they threw beans on him :( pic.twitter.com/SB8BLVgDVe— bubbles⁷ (@rosemeringue) February 21, 2023
But let's not leave Daldo the DJ hanging. The guy has three new EDM songs on the soundtrack, and we can only imagine that all three are absolute bangers.
i have to hear these. pic.twitter.com/FDGEU0rAjx— anthony “light 1” fantano (@theneedledrop) February 22, 2023
dj DALDO in the house— L422Y (@l422y) February 22, 2023
of god pic.twitter.com/wlqCOi44FP
Honey come in here there's three new songs by DALDO!!!! https://t.co/5JnB2R2CHW— Dan's working on his TPS reports (@JacketDan) February 22, 2023
We would 14/10 recommend watching this film...if it were real. Unfortunately, it's just a meme. A brainchild courtesy of the account TrueWagner. But we'd venture to guess that this would make history on Rotten Tomatoes. 100% critic's score. 100% audience score. Chest up, eyes up, prayers up.