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‘Parental Rights’ Advocate Charged with Punching a Teenager While Hosting an Underage Drinking Party

“Parental rights” apparently includes the right to coldcock a teenager in the face.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm

'You're A Traitor!': D-Bag Harasses Soldier For Speaking Arabic

The best way to honor our troops? Harassing them for the unthinkable crime of speaking a language other than English.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm

Don't Want to Poop Your Pants? Don't Eat This Pasta

Want to avoid s—ting your pants? Stay far away from TikTok’s viral Penne Alla Vodka.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

The Conspiracy Theorist Who Thinks Half of the World’s Population Doesn’t Exist

Have you ever driven through suburbia and wondered, where are all the people? Well, you aren't alone.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Wow

The Moment a Cruise Ship Rescued a Life Raft Adrift at Sea

When you go on a cruise, perhaps after saving and planning for years, you expect to relax and unwind, enjoy all of the included food and drinks you can handle and get a tan.

By cathybara

Featured 1 year ago in Ftw

Carmy Tied Naked to A Chair Is Just The Start: IRL French Chef Shows ‘The Bear’ Doesn’t Go Far Enough With Depictions of Kitchen Hazing

If you’ve ever worked in food service, or at least seen an episode of The Bear, you’ll know that kitchens are high-stress environments at the best of times.

By cathybara

Featured 1 year ago in Wow

Tesla Cybertruck Had Its First Head On Collision

It was only a matter of time.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm

Unvaxxed Donor Listings on Twitter Are Actually A DNA Testing Referral Scam

If you spend enough time on the worst parts of the website formerly known as Twitter, you may have seen some posts allegedly aimed at potential “unvaxxed sperm donors” making the rounds.

By cathybara

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Wanted: The Dude Who Stole a 50-Pound Fish from Bass Pro Shops

It’s the heist of the century.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

This Woman Built a DIY Mine Underneath Her House

There’s nothing like a little DIY to make a house feel like a home.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

'Firefighter' Roasted for Showing Time Consuming Way to Escape Handcuffs

When it comes to making an escape from a kidnapper, slow, loud and methodical are the keys to success — at least according to one firefighter’s now infamous TikTik clip.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

San Francisco Hill Bomb Sends Skater Flying Over Car

If you’re going to bomb a hill on a skateboard, any injury coming your way is more than likely your fault.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Ouch

Wind Turbine Blade Meets Roaring Locomotive in Last-Second Disaster

If there’s one thing the internet loves, it’s car crash videos and any variation on that theme.

By cathybara

Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm

D-Bag Nearly Gets Butt Kicked After Harassing Family With Inappropriate Christmas Carols

Every day, countless people are fucking around and finding out, but so few of them are thoughtful enough to capture their humiliation on video for the masses to enjoy.

By cathybara

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Dude Who Asked His Wife For an Open Marriage is Mad She Now Gets More Action Than Him

It’s a tale as old as time.

By cathybara

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

TikTok Influencer Alix Earle Shares That She Kept Her Puke-Riddled Birthday Dress in Her Closet for A Full Year

Some influencers seem content with consistently getting attention for all the wrong reasons.

By cathybara

Featured 1 year ago in Eww

Firework Stall Explodes in Ecuador

When you’re shopping for fireworks this New Year’s, be sure to actually wait to light them up.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Metal Turkey: Reddit is Begging Man to Throw Away Turkey That Turned Gray During Brining

Cooking is a delicate game.

By cathybara

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Gypsy Rose Blanchard Hits Burger King After Prison Release

It’s the day true crime girlies and the gays of Twitter have been waiting for — after eight years behind bars, Gypsy Rose Blanchard has finally been released from prison.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Ftw

Woman Claims She Was Fired After Making Out With Her Boss In Front of His Wife

No matter how crazy you got at your office holiday party this winter, one down bad Redditor is definitely crazier, alleging she was fired after making out with several colleagues and her married boss while his wife looked in.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

‘Annual Partner Summit’: This TikTok Couple Holds Yearly Performance Reviews

You know how therapy-speak made its way into everything and now your grandfather knows what “triggered” means? Yeah, we’re approaching a similar thing with business lingo.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny