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Stew-Bound Crab Enjoys Last Snack Before Becoming Dinner

Crabs — they’re just like us. And by just like us, I mean they too, are crabby, snappy, and most notably, hungry.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Ftw

Beth the Baker Does NOT Want You to Ask Her What Her Favorite Thing to Make Is

Figuring out how to brand yourself as a content creator can be difficult.

By cathybara

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Russia’s New All-Russian Car Looks, Uh, Weird

It’s not a great time to be Russian.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Dudes Are Getting Discounts for Washing Their Hands After Using the Bathroom

Anyone who has known or been a man knows that there’s a decent chance they don’t wash their hands after peeing.

By cathybara

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Unhinged Karen Threatens to Get CEO Fired by Contacting His Boss, Which Is Him

Just when you thought the Karens had reached peak insanity, there is always one more Karen ready to out-Karen the rest.

By zachnading

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Mega Churches Don't Mess Around When It Comes to Christmas

Christmas is a time for giving gifts, spending cozy nights with your loved ones, and watching a horde of minions, pyrotechnics, and a live elephant tell the story of Jesus' birth.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm

Kid Exposes Mom’s Foul Language, Lying Tendencies During Christmas Play

Though one mom may have been lucky enough to get called to the stage during a Christmastime Pantomime play, her brush with theater stardom may have firmly landed her on Santa’s naughty list after her heckling kid revealed some of her allegedly not-so-nice

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

‘It’s a Busy Day’: Guy Hacks Into Hectic Chick-fil-A Walkie-Talkie System

If you’ve ever worked in a food service job, you’re probably familiar with just how chaotic these roles can be.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Ftw

You Must Shred to Get A Beer From This Vending Machine

Do you have what it takes to get a beer from this vending machine?

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Ftw

The Internet Is Dumbfounded By Dirt Cheap 2019 Chipotle Prices

Remember 2019? It feels like yesterday, and yet a lifetime ago.

By Daniel Bonfiglio

Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm

‘Entrepreneur’ Takes to LinkedIn to Bemoan Employees Not Giving Their All on Christmas Eve

Much noise has been made about how embarrassing most Facebook posts are in 2023, or the endless sea of terrible TikToks, but not enough people talk about just how bad 99 percent of LinkedIn posts are.

By cathybara

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

The Time a Little Boy Unloaded on Santa for ‘Being Cheap’ in Scathing Christmas Letter

For adults, Christmas time is all about spending time with loved ones and enjoying time off from work.

By cathybara

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Man Discovers Single Huge Funyun in His Bag of Funyuns

Chip companies have gotten bold with how few chips they give us in bags these days.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

'If He Wanted to He Would': Horny Bald Eagles Perform 'Daredevil Cartwheel' to Make It Clear Just How Much They Wanna Bone

If you’re still impressed by a man buying you flowers or opening the door for you, your standards are officially lower than that of a bald eagle.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Ftw

Peruvian Cops Do Chill-Ass Choreography in Riot Gear

In most countries, if you see police in riot gear, you know something terrible is about to go down — maybe some light suppression of protests, or a few tiny human-rights violations.

By cathybara

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

‘Is That a Fleshpipe?’: Stoner MacGyver Makes Bongs Out of Everyday Objects

In high school, everything was a pipe.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

‘How TF Is He Walking on Broken Legs?’: Man Crashes Car Into Ice Cream Parlor

It’s been a big year for cars running into buildings.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm

Woman Fired After Promising She’d Behave at the Company Holiday Party

Bad news for anxious happy hour hounds — it is possible to get fired for going too hard at your company Christmas party, a lesson one party animal recently discovered the hard way.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

'Surprise Dinners' Might Be the Key to Figuring Out What Your Wife Wants to Eat

Is your wife hungry? Try this.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

'The House ALWAYS Wins' - Woman Won $43 Million on Slot Machine, Given a Steak Dinner Instead

A woman hit the jackpot playing slot machines at Resorts World Casino. $42.9 million would have been the biggest slot machine payout in history. That is until the casino claimed that the machine had malfunctioned, and they owed her nothing.

By Daniel Bonfiglio

Featured 1 year ago in Wow

‘The Slow and The Sensitive’: Friend Group Attempts ‘Fast and Furious’ Style Roll Out

Everything looks cooler and easier in the movies.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

‘Expensive Meats and a Dyson Vacuum’: 7th Grade Students Sound Off On the Perfect Gift for 30-Year-Olds

Move over, whiskey stones, overpriced candles and fuzzy socks you’ll wear exactly one (1) time — a new millennial holiday gift idea just dropped, one featuring wine, hip implants, and a divorce attorney.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Funny