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Studies Find That More Americans Are Graduating High School, But They’re Not Smarter

I guess it kinda evens out, then.

Kash Patel Allegedly Wears a Women's Medium-Sized Jacket

Study Finds AI Will Help You Build a Nuke — So Long As You Ask in the Form of a Poem

For some reason, poetry breaks all of AI’s safety guardrails.

‘Quiet Firing’: Instead of Layoffs, Everybody Thinks Their Job is Trying to Get Them to Quit

They don’t have to pay unemployment if you choose to leave!

After Chip Bag Incident, Police Argue That Their New AI Weapon Detection System Isn’t Racist, It’s Just Really Bad

Is that better?

Glitch Leaves 70% of Airport’s Smart Toilets Unable to Flush

Imagine awkwardly standing over the toilet waiting for an update so your dookie can go down.

Guy Fieri Says His Leg ‘Exploded’

… That can happen?

Internet Users Say AI Images Have Officially Gotten Too Good

Soon, it’s not just going to be Boomers getting fooled by this stuff.

People Say Their Thanksgiving Was Ruined by AI Slop Recipes

Thankfully, you can always use AI to generate an image of a better meal.

Charlie Kirk’s Face May Be Poisoning AI Image Generators

Internet users say so many people have generated images of Charlie Kirk that other faces are starting to resemble Charlie Kirk.

Florida Representative Caught Spending $109,000 of Disaster Relief on a Single Ring

Hmm… yeah, I don’t think that will help people rebuild their homes.

Town Uses AI to Create Christmas Mural, Accidentally Generates Boschian Horror

Celebrate the holiday season with nightmares beyond your comprehension!

FDA Says Companies No Longer Have to Test Cosmetics for Asbestos

I can feel the freedom in my lungs!

Corporations Are Now Arguing It’s Their First Amendment Right to Hide How Much They Pollute

I have some rights I’d like to exercise with these people.

ChatGPT Says It May Start Incorporating Ads Into Responses

Sure, I can help you write a cover letter that features all the great deals you can get at Subway!

Apple TV Suddenly Cancels TV Show After Learning the Whole Thing Was Plagiarized

Thankfully, no one has Apple TV.

After Months of Delay, the Gold Trump Phone Still Doesn’t Exist

They have also quietly removed claims that the phone was made in America.

Italian Man Caught Impersonating His Mother for Years to Collect Her Pension

You’ve got to admit, he nailed the disguise.

A Bunch of Congressmen Have (Allegedly) Decided to Suddenly Retire After Realizing that Being in Congress Sucks

All of a sudden, members of Congress are realizing they could just be on a beach somewhere.

Meta Alleged to Have ‘17 Strike’ System for Dangerous Content

It just feels like a lot of strikes.

Now the ShamWow Guy Is Running for Congress

The ShamWow guy is running for Congress.

Economist Announces That the Real Poverty Line Is $140,000 Per Year

And most of us are making “not that much,” so…

A Study Tried to Measure the Honesty of AI. The AI Tried to Destroy the Study

Just shut the whole thing down.

Roblox CEO Says the Amount of Predators in Their Game Is an ‘Opportunity’

An opportunity to do what, exactly?