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Parmigiano Reggiano Signs With Hollywood Talent Agency UTA

They’re bringing those big blocks of cheese to the big screen.

Study Finds Ancient Humans and Apes Probably Kissed

We’ve always been freaks.

The Mushroom Guy Who Tried to Hijack a Plane is Only Getting 50 Days in Jail

The judge said that “Pilots are not perfect. They are human.”

Companies Are Buying Youth Sporting Events and Charging Parents to Take Photos

Want to film your daughter’s first soccer game? Get ready to cough up a licensing fee.

Remember When That Boat Crashed Into the Baltimore Bridge? Its Crew is Still Stuck in Baltimore

If you had to choose between “being in a major boat accident” and “spending 19 months in Baltimore,” I think most people would go for the former.

Microsoft Warns Windows 11’s AI Agent Might Infect Your Computer With Malware

Tate McRae’s Phoenix Show Was a Measles Superspreader Event

If you saw Tate McCrae in Phoenix last week, you might want to see a doctor.

Sean Ono Lennon Is Becoming an AI-Slop Poster

Ringo’s kids would never.

Subversive African Electronic Musician Revealed to Be Middle-Aged White Dude from France

You just can’t be doing that.

TSA Apologizes After Someone Managed to Bring a Meat Cleaver Onto a Flight

Thank goodness no one had any 4 fl oz bottles — otherwise, we’d be in *real* trouble.

Man Who Froze His Wife Says He’s Found New Love

Gonna be really awkward when you have to introduce your unfrozen wife to your new girlfriend.

A Bunch of States Have Taken Out Ads in New York Trying to Get People to Move Away

Love Manhattan? Then you’ll surely love Baton Rouge!

Fox News Says You Can Save Money This Holiday Season by Not Giving Family Members Gifts

Way ahead of you!

We May Have Accidentally Domesticated Raccoons

Pet raccoons may be on the way.

Transportation Secretary Says It Was ‘Dangerous’ to Fly During the Shutdown

Thanks for telling us *now.*

Congressman Blames Elon Musk after He Was Pictured Looking at Models on His iPad

You know what they say about living in glass houses?

Mexico’s ‘Gen Z Led Protest’ Was Full of Middle-Aged People

The CIA used to be good at this.

Research Shows Bingeing Short-Form Videos Is Bad for You

This is your brain on 67.

Monster Energy is Making ‘Monster Energy for Girls’

It has a thinner can and less aggressive marketing. You know, for the ladies.

GameStop Announces Day Where People Can Trade In ‘Anything,’ and Internet Users Already Have Some Bad Ideas

They’re going to regret this immediately.

Woman Admits Her Astronaut Wife Didn’t Hack Her Bank Account From Space

The story *did* seem unlikely.

Inmate Hacks Into Prison IT System, Modifies Everyone’s Sentence

He also increased prisoners’ rights, privileges and spending money.

The Media is Trying to Rebrand ‘Working Multiple Jobs’ as ‘Polyworking,’ and People Are Pretty Annoyed

It’s a cool new thing the youth are doing to buy groceries!

Trump Says Screw It, Just Release the Files

Just days after we all learned he has a lot to hide, Trump says he has nothing to hide.