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New Jersey Police Ask Residents to Stop Sending Them AI-Generated Monkey Images

They say that the digital monkeys aren’t real and that you shouldn’t be scared of them.

Toronto Mom Says Her Tesla’s AI Asked Her Son for Nudes

The future is here, I just didn’t expect it to be full of horny cars.

People Want to Do Unspeakable Things to the NEO Home Robot

There’s a new robot in your house, and it’s hitting on your wife.

Waymo CEO Says Society Needs to Learn to Accept Robotaxis Running Them Over

In order for technology to progress, a few people need to become pancakes.

Dude Exploits Food Delivery Apps to Get Two Years of Free Food

His scheme netted him over $24,000 worth of food — all while unemployed.

Elon Musk’s New Wikipedia Competitor Is Literally Just Wikipedia

It’s really easy to open your own Wikipedia if you just copy-paste the old Wikipedia.

There’s a Monkey With Hepatitis C and Herpes Loose in Mississippi

They say it’s not infectious … but I’m not getting anywhere near it.

Luigi Mangione Says He Was Mocked in Prison for Listening to Taylor Swift

He admits that he’s late getting into Charli XCX and Taylor Swift, but that he’s enjoying what he’s heard so far.

Woman Walking Her Dog Gets Hit by a Plane and Survives

Not exactly a hazard you would expect when walking your dog.

Will ‘Progress Bars’ Inspire People to Read More? Probably Not

They gamified reading.

Swingers Fear Hurricane Melissa Could Destroy Their Favorite Resort In Jamaica

“Hey, we noticed you from across the bar. Can we shelter in place together?”

Silicon Valley VC Firms Are Investing in AI-Powered Phone Farms

If you think things suck now, just you wait.

The Phrase ‘Brain Rot’ Is Actually 171 Years Old

Times change, people stay the same.

Someone Fell Into a Nuclear Reactor, But Was Totally Fine

It just happens sometimes.

Ohio is Considering a Law That Bans People From Marrying an AI

As if it wasn’t already hard enough for someone from Ohio to find love.

AI Bots are Getting Addicted to Gambling

Turns out when you train bots on human behavior, they start acting like humans.

China Says Influencers Have to Have Degrees Before They Talk About Complicated Subjects

Chinese Joe Rogan is fuming right now.

Idiots Are Inhaling CO₂ for Its Alleged ‘Health Benefits’

It’s basically the breathing equivalent of drinking your own pee — but that’s not stopping these people!

People Are Really Getting Sick of Chipotle Gaslighting Them About Burrito Sizes

Knock it off, seriously.

People Are Finding Out Coffee Pods Contain Ground-Up Cockroaches, and They’re Not Happy

A “coffee” allergy is sometimes a cockroach allergy — because your coffee pods are filled with bugs.

OpenAI Says Half a Million People Experience AI-Induced Psychosis A Week Thanks to ChatGPT

Humorless, Rational, Disciplined: Study Finds Talking to ChatGPT is Just Like Talking to Germans

Let’s just hope that ChatGPT doesn’t get up to the same stuff the Germans did!

Someone in California Keeps Punching Out Halloween Decorations

But what if one of them really *was* a zombie?

Congresswoman Announces She Has Dementia and That She’s Running for Reelection

The diagnosis came to light after she was scammed out of thousands of dollars.