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TikToker’s ‘PowerPoint Night’ Sounds like Actual Hell

Hosting a dinner party with friends? Fun. Hosting a PowerPoint party with friends? What the hell is wrong with you?

Crypto Bros Bought $29k of Coin Even After Creator Promised to Scam Them

If you’ve spent any time in the crypto space, you’re probably familiar with the concept of a “rug pull.”

Wives Are Trying and Struggling to Eat at the Same Speed as Their Husbands

Challenging ourselves and discovering just how much our bodies can handle can be fun, even if it feels painful at the time.

Cheese-Obsessed British Husband Won’t Stop Eating Blocks No Matter What His Wife Thinks

Far from being an app for children, there are plenty of adults on TikTok, using the app to varying degrees of success.

Husband Learns His Wife Left Him for An 19-Year-Old Through Reddit

In what I’m hoping beyond hope is a fake post, a man took to Reddit to ask for advice after getting into an argument with his wife about how much one-on-one time she’s been spending with a male friend who happens to be 11 years her junior.

Women Are Falling for Dan the ChatGPT Boyfriend Bot With Immaculate Rizz

In the future, everyone will be assigned an A.I. boyfriend or girlfriend once they reach adulthood (bisexuals will be allowed to choose).

French Diver Slips Off Board, Belly Flops Into Pool As President Emmanuel Macron Watches

Dude Threatens Burger King Worker with Gun for Giving Him Discount

For most people, getting an unexpected discount would make their day.

Marjorie Taylor Greene Thinks Earthquakes and Solar Eclipses Are a Warning From God

The bar for being a politician in the United States is already pretty low.

And They Think They’re Better Than Us: Study Shows Europeans Don’t Wash Hands After Pooping

For many dudes, washing your hands after peeing is more of a “vibes”-based choice. However, a post-poop hand wash is simply a must… or so we think.

Bavarian Police Stage Underwear Protest Because They Can’t Get Uniforms

In America, our police are kitted to the gills.

Entitled Influencer Steps On People's Food For Clout

One Dan Schnider special coming right up!

‘A.I.: Actually Indians’: Amazon’s ‘Just Walk Out’ Store Checkout ‘Program’ Was Really Run By a Group of Dudes In India

While it seems like A.I. is quickly becoming ubiquitous and inescapable, its increased influence and popularity hasn’t been without its hurdles.

‘Should I Break Up With Her?’: Redditor Forced to Choose Between His Spectacular ‘80s Mullet and His Girlfriend

In what is surely one of the greatest injustices of our time, a man with a truly majestic head of hair took to Reddit to ask for advice after being presented with an ultimatum by his girlfriend: lose the hair or lose her.

'Girl Not the Caca Water': Influencer Roasted After Dancing In Sewage

Oh no girl, what is you doing.

Dude Shows Off His Kidney Stone Collection to Collective Disgust

This has to be the most painful collection in the history of the world.

Impatient Driver Resumes Honking the Moment 7.4-Magnitude Earthquake Stops Rocking Bridge

Light’s not getting any greener, pal!

Watch Bill Maher Try and Fail to Flirt

If you looked up the word “smug” in the dictionary and found a picture of Bill Maher — well, you’d be surprised as that’s not how dictionaries work, but it would make sense.

Tacos, Fish Heads and More: 9 of the Worst Pizza Combinations from Around the World

You might think pizza is difficult to mess up. Unfortunately, that couldn't be further from the truth.

Warring Monkey Gangs Have Taken Over a Thai City

Monkey gangs are having a brutal turf war in Thailand.

Gypsy Rose Blanchard Is Leaving Her Husband Despite His ‘Fire’ Pipe Game

Gypsy Rose Blanchard has had a tumultuous few months since her release from prison late last year.

In the Debate of Bazongas Vs No Bazongas, the Only Winners Are Lesbians

Men on the internet are continuing their streak of being Incredibly Normal about Sydney Sweeney.

'SNL' Skeptic Roasted after Claiming Sketch Show Has "Never Hired a Hot Woman"

Beauty may be in the eye of the beholder, but sometimes the beholder is wrong.

Man Writes Weepy Letter Eulogizing His Bored Ape, Gets Roasted

NFTs were pretty much a bad idea from the beginning.

‘Our Days Are Numbered’: 7-Eleven Says It’s Making a Hot Dog Flavored Water

Move over, Limp Bizkit — there’s a new Hot Dog Flavored Water in town.