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Swearing Parrots in U.K. to Enter Therapy
Parrots have a skill that’s the fascination of bad kids in pet stores around the world. In short, if you say something nasty to a parrot, it’ll lodge whatever you’ve said into its little bird head and say it back whenever it pleases.
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
Distressed Disneyland Paris Workers Try to Stop Mom from Escaping Stuck ‘It's a Small World’ Ride
Though she may have been in the house of the mouse, one mom decided to make her own rules, yanking her kids off of the boat during a trip on "it's a small world.”
By Carly Tennes
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Dude Vying for Darwin Award Vows to Eat Raw Chicken Every Day Until He Gets a Tummy Ache
It’s been well established that dudes rock, but sometimes, some dudes can rock a little too hard, as one man on Instagram is currently demonstrating with his plan to eat raw chicken on a daily basis.
By cathybara
Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm
Oversharer of the Week: Woman Tells the Story of Marrying Her High School English Teacher
When the New York Times published an opinion piece with the title “We Should All Know Less About Each Other” in late 2021, oversharing on TikTok hadn’t even reached the fever pitch it’s currently experiencing. Now, more than ever, it’s crucial that we all
By cathybara
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Firehouse Subs Chain Owner Allegedly Refuses to Shovel His Walkway, Resulting in Injury to Employee’s Dad
The owner of a Firehouse Subs franchise in Indiana has come under fire for failing to salt the walkways in front of the store, resulting in a local dad falling over and fairly seriously injuring his face.
By cathybara
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The Skeletons in the Closets of Tea Companies Prove They’re All Evil — Or Cults
A TikToker has made it his mission to ruin the lives of all tea lovers by exposing their favorite tea brands as being run by cults or having shockingly sordid histories. Given the contentious history of tea and colonialism, this shouldn’t come as the bigg
By cathybara
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
‘Ghost Jobs’: Woman Claims Most of the Jobs on LinkedIn Are Fake
If you’re reading this and aren’t a trust fund kid, there’s a good chance you’ve endured a seemingly endless and increasingly frustrating job hunt at some point in your adult life. But have you noticed that while so many places seem to be hiring, nobody i
By cathybara
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Employee Roasts Boss After She Belittles Him On Podcast
Though Alexandre Evidente may have signed up to work 9-5, he realized that apparently, a few pissed-off podcast hosts outside of his company had more say on his hours than HR, finding himself under fire after Corporate Natalie and Corporate Bro – a.k.a. N
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
Woman FAFO After Putting Carolina Reapers In Relish
While Aussies may be famed for battling sweltering temperatures, it appears some still can’t take the heat — namely, gardener Wendy Hood, who found herself “on death’s door” after peppering a few home-grown Carolina Reapers into a recent batch of relish.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
The Guy Who Freaked Out About Google’s A.I. Is Starting an OnlyFans
A.I. has caused a lot of previously normal people to lose their minds. Despite the copious issues that still exist with A.I., there are people who see services like ChatGPT as a harbinger of the apocalypse — a sign that we will one day, sooner than we’d l
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Guy Chugs Half Gallon of Whiskey in 55 Seconds, Learns Hard Lesson about Alcohol Poisoning
One booze-loving YouTuber decided to teach a masterclass in the age-old art of f—king around and finding out, chugging an entire half gallon’s worth of whiskey – of an entire bottle of Jack Daniel’s, for us metrically-challenged Americans – in just 55 sec
By Carly Tennes
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YouTuber Farts on Strangers for Internet Clout
One gaseous YouTuber turned internet clout into internet cloud, landing in hot water — or should we say hot air — after tricking store customers into letting him fart in their faces in pursuit of those sweet, sweet clicks.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
‘I Get It’: Woman Accidentally Humbles Herself In ‘Me Vs. Who He Cheated With’ Challenge
Though @bfndkgodyqi may have headed to TikTok for reassurance that she, was in fact, prettier than her two-timing boyfriend’s new flame, she found herself quickly humbled, several commenters stating that they would also risk it all to get with someone tha
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
