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'The Sluttiest Thing a Man Has Ever Done': Woman Shocked By Her Man's Impeccable Cord Management
Move over, wearing short shorts, having a big nose, and traversing a misty field, a new contender emerged vying for the superlative of being the absolute sluttiest thing a man can do – properly storing and returning a flat iron.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
The Weeknd Is Beefing With Oreos after the Brand Dissed His New HBO Show
Move over, critics, crew members, and everyone who has grown accustomed to HBO’s Sunday slate of premium series – Oreo has joined the crusade against The Idol, much to The Weeknd’s vocal chagrin.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
‘Send Location’: Zuckerberg Accepts Musk’s Cage Fight Challenge
Move over dubious submersibles piloted by video game controllers – days after the Titan’s disappearance en route to the Titanic, billionaires have already started innovating new, horrifying ways to die.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm
Billionaire Stepson Calls Out Cardi B, Says She's Using His Family For "Clout"
Brian Szasz, the stepson of billionaire Hamish Harding, one of the five passengers aboard OceanGate’s missing Titan submersible, has somehow overshadowed what might be the most insane news story in years.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
Everything Wrong With DoorDash in One Simple Viral Text Message
Many commenters were quick to condemn the driver, with one urging the OP to report them, adding, “If she’s dashing, she literally has access to daily money. She’s lying and 9 times out of 10, covering a habit.”
By cathybara
Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm
Kick Admins Tell xQc To Stop Streaming Batman Days After Signing $100 Million Deal
The popular Twitch streamer xQc made headlines last weekend when he signed a $70 million non-exclusive two-year deal with Kick, that is rumored to reach up to $100 million with incentives.
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
Brian Szasz, the 'Billionaire Stepson' Was Once Arrested For Stalking a DJ and Threatening to Shoot Up a Music Festival
Brian Szasz, stepson of missing OceanGate Titan passenger, Hamish Harding, who went viral for tweeting at Blink-182 for sympathy was arrested back in 2021 for threatening to shoot up a festival and stalking women.
By angeshier
Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm
Twitter Suspends Adult Performer for Blackmailing NBA Star Zion Williamson with Sex Tape
Despite her former career as an adult film actress, Moriah Mills recently learned a very important lesson about sexy videos – we all have them and they should never be released without our consent.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm
Stepson of Lost Billionaire Titanic Tourist Shoots His Shot With Twitch Streamer While Authorities Rush to Find Missing Submarine
Though his billionaire stepfather Hamish Harding may be trapped deep beneath the ocean on the Titan submersible's ill-fated voyage to the Titanic shipwreck, Brian Szasz is cashing on his 15-minutes of fame.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
