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Crazy MMA Moments That Had Us Genuinely Concerned

Crazy MMA Moments That Had Us Genuinely Concerned

It takes courage to get inside the ring.

By Peter Rapine

Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm

Is Jeff Bezos the World's Richest Cuck?

Is Jeff Bezos the World's Richest Cuck?

Shortly after hitting the press, the image quickly took on a life of its own on social media.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

“Masculinity” Influencers Are Obsessed With the Cuck Line

“Masculinity” Influencers Are Obsessed With the Cuck Line

Twitter user @brutalmindset posted a photo of a line of men and all but one are naked waiting for a turn with a woman bent over a couch.

By Liza Bautista

Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm

Rule 34 Filters Are Traumatizing Kids On TikTok

Rule 34 Filters Are Traumatizing Kids On TikTok

Everyone remembers the moment they learned about the rules of the internet, specifically, Rule 34. Coincidentally, it was also the day your childhood died.

By Liza Bautista

Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm

Redditor Receives Angry Message From Credit Card Hacker after Canceling Flight He Bought With His Card

Redditor Receives Angry Message From Credit Card Hacker after Canceling Flight He Bought With His Card

Did you know it’s ok to steal someone’s credit card and buy a plane ticket if you have an important family gathering to attend?

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

Target Employees Are Dealing With Violent LGBTQ+ Protestors

Target Employees Are Dealing With Violent LGBTQ+ Protestors

Weeks after Target debuted its 2023 iteration of its annual pride collection, the big box retailer has taken a sharp step back in showing their support for the LGBTQ+ community, yanking several items of the shelves amid conservative backlash.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm

The State of California Is Coming For Your Skittles

The State of California Is Coming For Your Skittles

Unless you consume Marshawn Lynch levels of red Skittles, it’s hard to see this ban having any effect on you.

By Daniel Bonfiglio

Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm

'Old People Don’t Know How to Skip': Why Are People Forgetting How to Skip?

'Old People Don’t Know How to Skip': Why Are People Forgetting How to Skip?

Can you skip? Of course, you think you can, everybody does, but really, can you? The answer might surprise you, especially if you’re over the age of 30.

By Daniel Bonfiglio

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

'If You Buy Her Two Margaritas, She Will Pounce Right On Your Penis': Sister Cindy's Abstinence Sermon Had the Opposite Effect She Was Hoping For

'If You Buy Her Two Margaritas, She Will Pounce Right On Your Penis': Sister Cindy's Abstinence Sermon Had the Opposite Effect She Was Hoping For

While talking to a group of students, her sentiments sparked uproarious applause.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

‘Eat, Sleep, Rape, Repeat': Verified Twitter Bots Are Helping You Shop For Distasteful Shirts

‘Eat, Sleep, Rape, Repeat': Verified Twitter Bots Are Helping You Shop For Distasteful Shirts

On today’s episode of “Twitter is Broken,” verified Twitter bots are helping you shop for some pretty fucked up merch.

By Liza Bautista

Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm

What is Micro-Cheating? And Are You Doing It?

What is Micro-Cheating? And Are You Doing It?

Have you smiled at the cute barista for a second too long? Have you forgotten to mention that you had a partner while talking to someone attractive?

By Liza Bautista

Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm

TikTok Prankster Mizzy Deletes Accounts – Turns Himself Into Police

TikTok Prankster Mizzy Deletes Accounts – Turns Himself Into Police

The 18-year-old’s stunt was widely criticized across social media, and Met Police began searching for him after another video allegedly showed him ‘stealing’ an elderly woman’s dog.

By Daniel Bonfiglio

Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm

'How the Hell You Cleaning That?': Twitter Baffled by Gravel-Esque Shower Tile

'How the Hell You Cleaning That?': Twitter Baffled by Gravel-Esque Shower Tile

Do you really like the look of gravel driveways? Does the concept of having a clean shower simply not appeal to your aesthetic (and hygienic) sensibilities?

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

Meet Willy Bonercamp and John Hogcock: Twitter's Most Bizarre List of Painfully Real Names

Meet Willy Bonercamp and John Hogcock: Twitter's Most Bizarre List of Painfully Real Names

That’s what the Twitter account Actual Names thinks, and the people behind it have been tweeting out silly names of laymen from throughout history since 2014. Here are 34 of their funniest finds.

By Daniel Bonfiglio

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

The 'Side Chick Renaissance' Is Upon Us

The 'Side Chick Renaissance' Is Upon Us

From now on, May will be forever known as 'Side Chick Appreciation Month.'

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

'Bed Bug Central': Woman Salvages $8,000 Designer Couch, But Twitter Points Out It's a Knock0ff

'Bed Bug Central': Woman Salvages $8,000 Designer Couch, But Twitter Points Out It's a Knock0ff

Being Twitter's main character of the weekend is a thankless job.

By Liza Bautista

Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm

Ron DeSantis’ Laugh Should Disqualify Him From Running for President

Ron DeSantis’ Laugh Should Disqualify Him From Running for President

Does this look like the face of a man who has been accused of grooming underage women and hit with attack ads dubbing him 'pudding fingers' by his opponent?

By Peter Rapine

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

'Strip Away the Stigma of Anxiety': Bioré Deletes Mental Health Awareness Ad Featuring School Shooting Survivor

'Strip Away the Stigma of Anxiety': Bioré Deletes Mental Health Awareness Ad Featuring School Shooting Survivor

Enter Bioré’s latest partnership ad with TikTok content creator Cecilee Max-Brown who survived the Michigan State University mass shooting last February.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm

’Don’t Worry, Fellas! I Had A.I. Fix It!’: Graphics Nerd Uses A.I. to 'Fix' Zelda’s ‘Poor Graphics’

’Don’t Worry, Fellas! I Had A.I. Fix It!’: Graphics Nerd Uses A.I. to 'Fix' Zelda’s ‘Poor Graphics’

This is how he feels about the Nintendo Switch’s latest release, The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom.

By Daniel Bonfiglio

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

Woman’s Boston Pronunciation of ‘Kim Kardashian’ Is Scaring Animals

Woman’s Boston Pronunciation of ‘Kim Kardashian’ Is Scaring Animals

Earlier this month, Nogueira shot to virality yet again with a tutorial recreating Kim Kardashian’s smokey, neutral Met Gala makeup look.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

'10 iPhones Later': People Are Roasting GTAV’s iPhone 4 to Show How Old the Game Is

'10 iPhones Later': People Are Roasting GTAV’s iPhone 4 to Show How Old the Game Is

It has been a long time since we’ve gotten any real news on Grand Theft Auto VI.

By Daniel Bonfiglio

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

4Chan Leaks Indiana Jones 5 Plot So You Don't Have to Watch

4Chan Leaks Indiana Jones 5 Plot So You Don't Have to Watch

EDITORS NOTE: SPOILERS for Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny (did you not read the title?)

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

‘Artificial Intelligence Could Kill All of Us and Hurt Us the Entire Time We’re Dying’: The Best Questions From the Senate’s AI Oversight Subcommittee

‘Artificial Intelligence Could Kill All of Us and Hurt Us the Entire Time We’re Dying’: The Best Questions From the Senate’s AI Oversight Subcommittee

On Tuesday, May 16, Senator John Kennedy partook in a hearing for the Senate Judiciary Subcommittee on Privacy, Technology & the Laws, where he grilled OpenAI CEO Sam Altman about the risks of A.I. – and the intricacies of a hypothetical robot overtaking.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

'If You're In Line Stay In Line’: The Chaos of Cathay Pacific Offering Free Flights to Hong Kong

'If You're In Line Stay In Line’: The Chaos of Cathay Pacific Offering Free Flights to Hong Kong

On Friday, May 17, airline Cathay Pacific gave away several free plane tickets to the Asian city from several North American locales.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm

Woke Mind Virus Kills the Word Wiener From the Wienermobile

Woke Mind Virus Kills the Word Wiener From the Wienermobile

The woke mob is coming for our wieners.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

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