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Billionaire Bill Ackman Apparently Sucks at Tennis

Billionaire Bill Ackman Apparently Sucks at Tennis

The former #1 ranked tennis player, Andy Roddick called the display, “the biggest joke I’ve watched in professional tennis.”

By Peter Rapine

Featured 4 months ago in Funny

Hailey Bieber Just Called You a ‘F*cking Loser’

Hailey Bieber Just Called You a ‘F*cking Loser’

That’s not a very nice thing to say.

By Peter Rapine

Featured 4 months ago in Funny

A Twitter Bible Account Is Posting Hilariously Fake Bible Verses

A Twitter Bible Account Is Posting Hilariously Fake Bible Verses

And Jesus said to Peter, “Your rizz is immaculate.”

By Peter Rapine

Featured 4 months ago in Funny

Is David Corenswet Too Skinny to Play Superman?

Is David Corenswet Too Skinny to Play Superman?

The twinkification of Superman is complete.

By Peter Rapine

Featured 4 months ago in Funny

Gamblers Bet on Whether Zelenskyy Would Wear a Suit. Now, They Can’t Decide If He Did

Gamblers Bet on Whether Zelenskyy Would Wear a Suit. Now, They Can’t Decide If He Did

This is why you’ve gotta be specific with your bets!

By Braden Bjella

Featured 4 months ago in Funny

Luigi Mangione Is Talking About Latinas Again

Luigi Mangione Is Talking About Latinas Again

One of the strangest developments of this story is learning just how much this boy loves Latinas.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 5 months ago in Funny

The White House Has Its Own Domino’s Pizza Tracker

The White House Has Its Own Domino’s Pizza Tracker

But instead of delivering you a warm pizza, it takes your healthcare and sells your favorite national park to Black Rock.

By Peter Rapine

Featured 5 months ago in Funny

FDNY Suspends Firemen Who Gave ‘Hot Girls’ a Ride in Their Fire Truck

FDNY Suspends Firemen Who Gave ‘Hot Girls’ a Ride in Their Fire Truck

Riding in fire trucks stops being cool when you’re eight years old. That is, unless you’re a hot girl.

By Peter Rapine

Featured 5 months ago in Funny

Did Drake Get Surgery on His Abs?

Did Drake Get Surgery on His Abs?

This is something Drake would do.

By Peter Rapine

Featured 5 months ago in Funny

The Original Version of Sonic the Hedgehog Was Leaked by an Account That Only Posts Farts

The Original Version of Sonic the Hedgehog Was Leaked by an Account That Only Posts Farts

He then went right back to posting farts.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 5 months ago in Funny

One Japanese Airport Is Currently At War With a Bear Living on Its Runway

One Japanese Airport Is Currently At War With a Bear Living on Its Runway

Flights on Thursday were canceled, with officials saying that they’re currently “in a stalemate” with the bear.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 5 months ago in Funny

Christopher Walken Says He Channels Bugs Bunny in All His Roles

Christopher Walken Says He Channels Bugs Bunny in All His Roles

It all makes sense now.

By Peter Rapine

Featured 5 months ago in Funny

You Can Now Buy a Home With Fartcoin

You Can Now Buy a Home With Fartcoin

The next housing crisis is going to make 2008 look like child’s play.

By Peter Rapine

Featured 5 months ago in Funny

Beekeeper Tries to Get Out of Traffic Stop by Unleashing Swarm of Bees

Beekeeper Tries to Get Out of Traffic Stop by Unleashing Swarm of Bees

They never expect the bees!

By Braden Bjella

Featured 5 months ago in Funny

Young Kid Playing With Border Turnstiles Accidentally Deports Himself to Canada

Young Kid Playing With Border Turnstiles Accidentally Deports Himself to Canada

Sorry, son, but you’re Canadian now.

By Peter Rapine

Featured 5 months ago in Funny

Here's What Diddy Said to Make the Judge in His Trial Laugh

Here's What Diddy Said to Make the Judge in His Trial Laugh

Diddy’s got jokes.

By Peter Rapine

Featured 5 months ago in Funny

Man Protests His Divorce By Cutting All His Stuff In Half

Man Protests His Divorce By Cutting All His Stuff In Half

I’m not sure this is how it works.

By Peter Rapine

Featured 5 months ago in Funny

Woman Filmed Fondling Phone Cable on Flight: ‘Oh, She’s Down Bad’

Woman Filmed Fondling Phone Cable on Flight: ‘Oh, She’s Down Bad’

There is no shame in being horny.

By Peter Rapine

Featured 5 months ago in Funny

Man Nearly Passes Out After Eating London’s ‘Hottest Curry’

Man Nearly Passes Out After Eating London’s ‘Hottest Curry’

Oh, would you look at that, the consequences of my actions!

By Peter Rapine

Featured 5 months ago in Funny

Man Applauds Kid Drawing Massive Dicks on the Beach

Man Applauds Kid Drawing Massive Dicks on the Beach

Oh, the joy of being immature.

By Peter Rapine

Featured 5 months ago in Funny

30 Percent of Americans Are Suffering From Brain Parasites

30 Percent of Americans Are Suffering From Brain Parasites

Okay, this makes total sense.

By Peter Rapine

Featured 5 months ago in Funny

Are Urinal Cams Collecting Data on My Dick?

Are Urinal Cams Collecting Data on My Dick?

Hey Big Toilet, you better not be taking pictures of my hog.

By Peter Rapine

Featured 5 months ago in Funny

This Guy Took 11 Tesla Robotaxi Rides Yesterday, Mostly to Different Burger Joints

This Guy Took 11 Tesla Robotaxi Rides Yesterday, Mostly to Different Burger Joints

Americans are never going to beat the “burger bro” allegations, are we?

By Peter Rapine

Featured 5 months ago in Funny

Step Aside Pentagon Pizza Tracker, the Pentagon Gay Bar Tracker Is Here

Step Aside Pentagon Pizza Tracker, the Pentagon Gay Bar Tracker Is Here

No war tonight, the gay bars are full.

By Peter Rapine

Featured 5 months ago in Funny

Luigi Mangione Thanks All the Latinas for Supporting Him

Luigi Mangione Thanks All the Latinas for Supporting Him

It’s getting lonely in there.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 5 months ago in Funny

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