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Pumpkin Spice Butthole? DUDE Wipes Wants Your Nether Regions to Smell Like Fall, Too

Hey, ladies, you’re going to want to hear (smell?) this.

By Peter Rapine

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Television Exec David Zaslav Says Watching TV Is ‘Terrible’ Now

Might want to look at the reflection when the TV goes off, Dave.

By Braden Bjella

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Japanese Company Allows You to Rent ‘Scary Looking Men’ to Handle Disputes

They won’t hurt anyone. Hopefully.

By Braden Bjella

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Someone in Connecticut Keeps Painting Squirrels, and No One Knows Why

Anyone got any leads?

By Braden Bjella

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Cornell University Reluctantly Admits That You’re Allowed to Hunt, Skin and Cook a Bear in Their Dorms After Two Students Do Just That

Just don’t make it a habit, okay?

By Braden Bjella

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Royal Caribbean Passenger Leaps From Ship to Avoid Paying His $16,000 Gambling Debt

That’s one way to avoid paying your debts.

By Peter Rapine

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‘LIVE TRANSLATION IN THE NAIL SALON BOUTA BE MESSYYYY’: Internet Users Think Apple’s New Live Translation Feature Will Cause Chaos

Apple recently announced that the new AirPods will be able to live-translate conversations. Second language speakers, no more secrets!

By Braden Bjella

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Cracker Barrel Relents Again, Announces They Won’t Be Remodeling Their Restaurants After All

This is what total defeat looks like.

By Peter Rapine

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Canadian Cops Arrest Man While Driving Toy Barbie Jeep

He also failed a breathalyzer, if you can believe it.

By Braden Bjella

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Hey Boomers, Your Gen Z Coworkers Are Recording You

The generational war rages on.

By Peter Rapine

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Mike Johnson Says Just Kidding, Trump Wasn’t Actually An FBI Informant About Epstein

No one was buying it, it seems.

By Braden Bjella

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A Man Named Mark Zuckerberg Is Suing the Real Mark Zuckerberg for Banning Him for Naming His Facebook Page ‘Mark Zuckerberg’

Please don’t make me say the name again.

By Braden Bjella

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People Attending An Anti-Fraud Convention Got Scammed En Masse

And they learned a valuable lesson. What lesson? Find out for yourself by downloading this .EXE file!

By Braden Bjella

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An Ohio Proctologist on Why He Became a Comedian: ‘Laughter Is the Best Medicine’

No one is more qualified to tell a fart joke than a proctologist.

By Peter Rapine

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Is SHEIN Using Luigi Mangione as a Model on Their Site?

It sure looks like it.

By Braden Bjella

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Woman Who Gave Birth at Burning Man ‘Wasn’t Expecting’

Burning Man is over, thank God!

By Peter Rapine

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Police Apologize and Pay Woman $4,700 After Laughing at Her Adult Toys

They can break into your home, demoralize you, arbitrarily arrest you, and even hit you without recourse — but if they laugh at your marital aids, that’s a payday, baby!

By Braden Bjella

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Cardi B Channels The Beatles’ Mop-Top Look in Court

Cardi B is being sued for allegedly spitting on and scratching a security guard in Beverly Hills.

By Braden Bjella

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Brooke Hogan Says Never Mind, Her Dad’s Passing Was Totally Normal After All

Well, thank goodness.

By Braden Bjella

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God Destroys Burning Man’s Hedonism Dome

This is terrible news for all the burners hoping to catch some yet unidentified strain of the clap.

By Peter Rapine

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Bill Belichick and His 24-Year-Old Girlfriend File Trademark for the Phrase ‘Gold Digger’

The duo is planning on using the name to launch a line of jewelry.

By Peter Rapine

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Denzel Washington Says He’s ‘Tired of Movies’

You’d think that he’d like them given that he’s, you know, in them — but nope!

By Braden Bjella

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Taylor Swift’s Gay Fans Are Still Holding Out Hope She’s Secretly Queer

“Your English teacher and your gym teacher are getting married.”

By Peter Rapine

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Chinese Woman Charged With Selling Her Boyfriend to a Scam Call Center

Okay, maybe dating is that bad these days.

By Peter Rapine

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John Williams Admits He Doesn’t ‘Like Film Music Much’

A job is a job.

By Peter Rapine

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Funny - articles

Pumpkin Spice Butthole? DUDE Wipes Wants Your Nether Regions to Smell Like Fall, Too

Television Exec David Zaslav Says Watching TV Is ‘Terrible’ Now

Japanese Company Allows You to Rent ‘Scary Looking Men’ to Handle Disputes

Someone in Connecticut Keeps Painting Squirrels, and No One Knows Why

Cornell University Reluctantly Admits That You’re Allowed to Hunt, Skin and Cook a Bear in Their Dorms After Two Students Do Just That

Royal Caribbean Passenger Leaps From Ship to Avoid Paying His $16,000 Gambling Debt

‘LIVE TRANSLATION IN THE NAIL SALON BOUTA BE MESSYYYY’: Internet Users Think Apple’s New Live Translation Feature Will Cause Chaos

Cracker Barrel Relents Again, Announces They Won’t Be Remodeling Their Restaurants After All

Canadian Cops Arrest Man While Driving Toy Barbie Jeep

Hey Boomers, Your Gen Z Coworkers Are Recording You

Mike Johnson Says Just Kidding, Trump Wasn’t Actually An FBI Informant About Epstein

A Man Named Mark Zuckerberg Is Suing the Real Mark Zuckerberg for Banning Him for Naming His Facebook Page ‘Mark Zuckerberg’

People Attending An Anti-Fraud Convention Got Scammed En Masse

An Ohio Proctologist on Why He Became a Comedian: ‘Laughter Is the Best Medicine’

Is SHEIN Using Luigi Mangione as a Model on Their Site?

Woman Who Gave Birth at Burning Man ‘Wasn’t Expecting’

Police Apologize and Pay Woman $4,700 After Laughing at Her Adult Toys

Cardi B Channels The Beatles’ Mop-Top Look in Court

Brooke Hogan Says Never Mind, Her Dad’s Passing Was Totally Normal After All

God Destroys Burning Man’s Hedonism Dome

Bill Belichick and His 24-Year-Old Girlfriend File Trademark for the Phrase ‘Gold Digger’

Denzel Washington Says He’s ‘Tired of Movies’

Taylor Swift’s Gay Fans Are Still Holding Out Hope She’s Secretly Queer

Chinese Woman Charged With Selling Her Boyfriend to a Scam Call Center

John Williams Admits He Doesn’t ‘Like Film Music Much’

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