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Study Finds Your Girlfriend Is Mad Because She’s Dehydrated

Warning: Telling her to drink water will probably just make her angrier.

British Karaoke Bar Says Ban on Solo Drinkers Is About Creating a Safe Environment

God forbid if someone wants to sing some Whitney Houston alone on a Friday night.

Former Inmate Says the Prison Holding Diddy Is Notorious for ‘Late-Night Shower Parties’

He must be right at home.

Microsoft AI CEO Says He’s Frustrated and Confused by the Fact that No One Likes AI

This is what happens when you talk to literally any single person outside Silicon Valley.

A Missouri Judge Who Routinely Dressed Up As Elvis In Court Has Resigned

So what, a guy can’t have hobbies?

Are Layoffs and ‘Vibe Coding’ to Blame for the Recent Internet Outages?

The infrastructure that keeps the internet online might be breaking.

Elon Musk Turned Grok Into His Personal Glazing Bot

Hey Grok, who’s the fairest of them all?

Woman Says Someone Stole Her Driveway

I didn’t realize that could happen.

Internet Users Think That The Government Changed Lights from Yellow to Blue to Stress Us Out

Well … did they?

A Man Named JD Vance Was Arrested for Threatening JD Vance

It’s unclear if the two are related.

Parmigiano Reggiano Signs With Hollywood Talent Agency UTA

They’re bringing those big blocks of cheese to the big screen.

Microsoft Warns Windows 11’s AI Agent Might Infect Your Computer With Malware

Tate McRae’s Phoenix Show Was a Measles Superspreader Event

If you saw Tate McCrae in Phoenix last week, you might want to see a doctor.

Sean Ono Lennon Is Becoming an AI-Slop Poster

Ringo’s kids would never.

Man Who Froze His Wife Says He’s Found New Love

Gonna be really awkward when you have to introduce your unfrozen wife to your new girlfriend.

A Bunch of States Have Taken Out Ads in New York Trying to Get People to Move Away

Love Manhattan? Then you’ll surely love Baton Rouge!

Congressman Blames Elon Musk after He Was Pictured Looking at Models on His iPad

You know what they say about living in glass houses?

Research Shows Bingeing Short-Form Videos Is Bad for You

This is your brain on 67.

Woman Admits Her Astronaut Wife Didn’t Hack Her Bank Account From Space

The story *did* seem unlikely.

Three New Jersey Men Surrender After Stealing 200 Stuffed Animals from an Amusement Park

They also caused roughly $50,000 in damages.

Elon Musk Tried to Warn Us About Trump

Credit where credit’s due, I guess.

Bryan Johnson Admits His Obsession With Longevity Has Gotten Out of Control

He’s starting to see the light.

Man Wants to Be Reunited With the Shark That Nearly Bit His Head Off

This is what forgiveness looks like.

Researchers Say ‘Shouting at Seagulls’ Is the Best Way to Prevent Them from Stealing Your Food

I could’ve told you that.

Jeffrey Epstein Bragged In 2011 That Trump Had Been a Loyal ‘Dog’ Who ‘Hasn’t Barked’

Good boy.