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Elon Musk Turned Grok Into His Personal Glazing Bot

Hey Grok, who’s the fairest of them all?

Woman Says Someone Stole Her Driveway

I didn’t realize that could happen.

Internet Users Think That The Government Changed Lights from Yellow to Blue to Stress Us Out

Well … did they?

A Man Named JD Vance Was Arrested for Threatening JD Vance

It’s unclear if the two are related.

Parmigiano Reggiano Signs With Hollywood Talent Agency UTA

They’re bringing those big blocks of cheese to the big screen.

Microsoft Warns Windows 11’s AI Agent Might Infect Your Computer With Malware

Tate McRae’s Phoenix Show Was a Measles Superspreader Event

If you saw Tate McCrae in Phoenix last week, you might want to see a doctor.

Sean Ono Lennon Is Becoming an AI-Slop Poster

Ringo’s kids would never.

Man Who Froze His Wife Says He’s Found New Love

Gonna be really awkward when you have to introduce your unfrozen wife to your new girlfriend.

A Bunch of States Have Taken Out Ads in New York Trying to Get People to Move Away

Love Manhattan? Then you’ll surely love Baton Rouge!

Congressman Blames Elon Musk after He Was Pictured Looking at Models on His iPad

You know what they say about living in glass houses?

Research Shows Bingeing Short-Form Videos Is Bad for You

This is your brain on 67.

Woman Admits Her Astronaut Wife Didn’t Hack Her Bank Account From Space

The story *did* seem unlikely.

Three New Jersey Men Surrender After Stealing 200 Stuffed Animals from an Amusement Park

They also caused roughly $50,000 in damages.

Elon Musk Tried to Warn Us About Trump

Credit where credit’s due, I guess.

Bryan Johnson Admits His Obsession With Longevity Has Gotten Out of Control

He’s starting to see the light.

Man Wants to Be Reunited With the Shark That Nearly Bit His Head Off

This is what forgiveness looks like.

Researchers Say ‘Shouting at Seagulls’ Is the Best Way to Prevent Them from Stealing Your Food

I could’ve told you that.

Jeffrey Epstein Bragged In 2011 That Trump Had Been a Loyal ‘Dog’ Who ‘Hasn’t Barked’

Good boy.

A Barefoot Activist Group Got Infiltrated By Feet Guys

They love that you walk around barefoot. They just love it for very different reasons.

Palantir CEO Alex Karp Says Half the Country ‘Neglects High Testosterone Males’

Are these “high testosterone males” in the room with us, Mr. Karp?

Justin Bieber Arrives at Kris Jenner’s 70th Birthday Party with White Powder on His Pants

That’s not talcum powder.

Roblox Purged Millions of Accounts With ‘69’ in Their Handles

And users are not happy about it.

Target Released, Then Recalled, a Winter-Themed ‘Snow Bunny’ Hoodie

Oh, bless your soul, Target.

Marc Andreessen Deletes Post Mocking the Pope’s Call for Ethical Innovation

No one mocks the Pope.