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The Government Is Accepting Venmo Payments to Pay Off the National Debt

How badly do you want to help reduce the federal deficit?

By Peter Rapine

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Someone Keeps Stealing Peacocks From This California Hotel

If you’re the one doing it, please stop.

By Braden Bjella

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People Keep Trying to Eat That $6 Million Banana Art Piece

Believe it or not, when shown a banana, people want to eat it.

By Braden Bjella

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Microsoft Is Trying to Solve A.I.’s Environmental Issues by Buying Poop

And they like it that way!

By Braden Bjella

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‘Huge W’: Reddit’s ‘Bald’ Community Loves That Charli XCX Married a Bald Dude

There may be hope for us yet!

By Braden Bjella

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The Internet’s New Favorite Hobby Is Shutting Down Illegal Airbnbs

And boy, are there a lot of them.

By Braden Bjella

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Who Wants a Footlong from ‘Sub Boy’? Russia’s New Subway Restaurants Test Out Really, Really Bad Name

Usually, it’s the sub boy who’s the one getting the footlong!

By Braden Bjella

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Liam Gallagher Says Oasis Concerts Are a Safe Haven for Adulterers

Good to know.

By Peter Rapine

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No One Dared to Touch James Gandolfini’s Meatballs on the Set of ‘The Sopranos’

Never get between an Italian man and his meatballs.

By Braden Bjella

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‘He’s Dunkin Alright’: Gwyneth Paltrow Loved It When Ben Affleck Used to ‘Teabag Her’

We’re, uh, both using the same definition of the word “teabagging,” right?

By Braden Bjella

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Stevie Wonder Assures Crowds That Yes, He Is Blind

For all the doubters, Wonder has confirmed yet again that he doesn’t have sight.

By Braden Bjella

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No Joke: Woman Attacks Driver Who Ran Over Chicken Trying to Cross the Road

This is a bit on the nose, don’t ya think?

By Peter Rapine

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Astronomer CEO’s Wife Removes His Last Name from Her Facebook Profile

Life comes at you fast.

By Peter Rapine

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The Five Best Shane Gillis Jokes from the ESPYs Last Night

Shane Gillis hosted the ESPYs last night, and he did a stand-up job.

By Peter Rapine

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A Popular Hiking Trail Has Been Closed for a Month Because One Moose Refuses to Move

He’s very stubborn.

By Braden Bjella

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The U.S. Government Will Now Pay for Soldiers’ Laser Hair Removal

Good news if you’re a twink in the Army.

By Braden Bjella

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Chimpanzees Have Started Sticking Grass in Their Butts As A Fashion Statement

The Chimfunshi Wildlife Orphanage in Zambia has been rocked by a new fashion trend among chimpanzees.

By Braden Bjella

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Naked American in Bangkok Sewer Bites the Rescue Workers Trying to Save Him

Thailand needs to put a travel ban on Americans.

By Peter Rapine

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Elmo Says His Racist Tweet Storm Doesn’t Reflect ‘Sesame Street’s Values

Elmo, we forgive you.

By Peter Rapine

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AGI Stands for ‘Artificial Gooner Intelligence’

Another billion dollars for the sexy waifu machine.

By Peter Rapine

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Zack Snyder Bros Still Can't Let His Superman Go

It’s over, guys.

By Peter Rapine

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The Great City of Pittsburgh Is Hosting a ‘Nude Bowling’ Night

Cue the “10-pound ball” jokes.

By Peter Rapine

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This Woman’s Home Is An Amazon Package Blackhole

A San Jose woman is being overwhelmed with Amazon packages, and she’s at the end of her rope.

By Peter Rapine

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Hooters-Loving Alpha Bro Nick Adams Has Been Named the New Ambassador to Malaysia

Let it be known that you can shitpost your way to an ambassadorship.

By Peter Rapine

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Mexico Releases New Chocolate Bar Priced at $1

Government-subsidized chocolate? Where do I sign up?

By Peter Rapine

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Funny - articles

The Government Is Accepting Venmo Payments to Pay Off the National Debt

Someone Keeps Stealing Peacocks From This California Hotel

People Keep Trying to Eat That $6 Million Banana Art Piece

Microsoft Is Trying to Solve A.I.’s Environmental Issues by Buying Poop

‘Huge W’: Reddit’s ‘Bald’ Community Loves That Charli XCX Married a Bald Dude

The Internet’s New Favorite Hobby Is Shutting Down Illegal Airbnbs

Who Wants a Footlong from ‘Sub Boy’? Russia’s New Subway Restaurants Test Out Really, Really Bad Name

Liam Gallagher Says Oasis Concerts Are a Safe Haven for Adulterers

No One Dared to Touch James Gandolfini’s Meatballs on the Set of ‘The Sopranos’

‘He’s Dunkin Alright’: Gwyneth Paltrow Loved It When Ben Affleck Used to ‘Teabag Her’

Stevie Wonder Assures Crowds That Yes, He Is Blind

No Joke: Woman Attacks Driver Who Ran Over Chicken Trying to Cross the Road

Astronomer CEO’s Wife Removes His Last Name from Her Facebook Profile

The Five Best Shane Gillis Jokes from the ESPYs Last Night

A Popular Hiking Trail Has Been Closed for a Month Because One Moose Refuses to Move

The U.S. Government Will Now Pay for Soldiers’ Laser Hair Removal

Chimpanzees Have Started Sticking Grass in Their Butts As A Fashion Statement

Naked American in Bangkok Sewer Bites the Rescue Workers Trying to Save Him

Elmo Says His Racist Tweet Storm Doesn’t Reflect ‘Sesame Street’s Values

AGI Stands for ‘Artificial Gooner Intelligence’

Zack Snyder Bros Still Can't Let His Superman Go

The Great City of Pittsburgh Is Hosting a ‘Nude Bowling’ Night

This Woman’s Home Is An Amazon Package Blackhole

Hooters-Loving Alpha Bro Nick Adams Has Been Named the New Ambassador to Malaysia

Mexico Releases New Chocolate Bar Priced at $1

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