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‘Who Am I Gonna Call Now?’: Citizens Debate What to Do After Seeing Two Ambulances Crash Into Each Other

Poland has experienced a real “who watches the Watchmen”-style situation. In short, two ambulances crashed into each other — leaving a lot of people wondering what exactly they’re supposed to do in this situation.

Cops Try to Tase Guy, But He Hits Them With the 1-2 Punch Instead

The only thing that can stop an angry cop with a taser? An angier rando with a legendary TKO combo.

Fraternity Boxing Match Ends in Bros Getting Lit on Fire

While boxing pretends to be a gentleman’s game, at the end of the day, it’s just two people hitting each other.

Machine Gun Kelly Gets Roasted For His New Tattoo, But Joe Exotic Tries to Seduce Him With ‘Meth and Tigers’

Move over, flowers and chocolates: A week and change after Valentine’s Day, Tiger King alum Joe Exotic has found a few new ways to woo a potential lover — with sweet nothings of meth and tigers.

See-Through Pants Are the MLB’s New Attraction

You asked, they listened: You can finally see baseball players’ cocks.

Candlelight Vigil Held to Honor Soon-to-Be Torn Down West Virginia Hooters

New Life Hack: If a Porch Pirate Steals Your Expensive Amazon Package, Guilt Them With Gift Note

‘Do You Not Know What Early Means?’: Little Girl Tears Mom New One After Being Picked Up Late From School

Dude Sets Himself on Fire While Smoking a Bowl

When smoking weed in public, you’ve gotta be subtle. You have to hide it as best you can, masking both the action and the smell so people around you don’t get suspicious.

Chili’s Booth, Vape Shop and Casting Couch: Everything People Want to Do With This Weird Little Nook

Modern trends in homebuilding have led to some additions becoming standard in new homes. Take, for example, the foyer balcony — an inaccessible strip right above the door that apparently just serves to collect dust.

McDonald’s Drive-Thru Customer Tries to Argue His Way Into Free Fries

A small order of fries from McDonald’s is, on average, less than $4. It’s not nothing, but I think it’s safe to say that anything worth less than $5 isn’t worth getting into a prolonged argument about.

Anime Bro Boob Math Is Next Level (And Incorrect About What Cup Sizes Mean)

Anyone who has even only briefly encountered a male anime fan on the internet probably knows two things about them: 1) they’re nerds; and 2) they’re obsessed with unrealistic depictions of women’s bodies. As it turns out, only one of those things may be t

Woman Catfishes As Crush’s Girlfriend to Get Him to Break Up With Her

While MTV’s iconic Catfish still exists in podcast form, its heyday has long since passed, which means people have to take it upon themselves to share their stories of insane catfishing behavior.

Woman Pranks Partner By Camouflaging Herself Into the Curtains

Every day I’m thankful I’m not married to a content creator who specializes in prank videos.

‘How Do You Have Insurance?’: Woman Shows Off All of Her Totaled Cars From the Past Five Years

Anyone who has ever driven a car knows that the scariest thing about driving is other drivers. One terrifying driver has identified herself on TikTok through a slideshow of all the cars she’s totaled over the years — she’s 21 now, and has written off six

Man Nearly Gets Final Destination-ed After Driver Fails to Secure His Load

Some people buy a truck and think they know how to do DIY.

Gender Reveal Blows Up — Baby’s Gender Still Unclear

Gender reveals are on track to be the leading cause of death in the United States by 2030.

Georgetown Students Turn Ash Wednesday Into Ass Wednesday, Draw Butts On Their Foreheads

As Catholics around the globe observed Ash Wednesday, making the start of Lent— a.k.a. The Mark Whalberg 40 Day Challenge — a few students at Georgetown University decided to put a hole-ier spin on the holy day, kicking off a celebration dubbed “A— Wedne

Bad Driver Refuses to Even Tap His Brakes Until His Airbags Went Off

Though it’s always best to hit the brakes before landing in a car accident, one bad driver had a better idea — tapping the pedal only after causing an awful wreck.

‘Why Would You Admit This?’: Financial Advice Columnist Tricked Into Giving Stranger $50,000

The internet is full of dumbasses, but it’s rare that you see someone fully explain just how stupid they are without realizing that’s what they’re doing.

Women's Basketball Game Ends In Massive Brawl Involving Coaches, Players and Fans

Though the Arkansas State Red Wolves and Southern Miss Lady Eagles may have meant to hoop it out in a women’s basketball game, they wound up sparring in an MMA match instead, their game devolving into an all-out-brawl over a rebound ball.

Woman Calls Out Her Dad for Abandoning Her Family to Become a Competitive Breakdancer

Everyone has pipe dreams. Dreams you know you’ll never pursue but still keep on the backburner, dreams that get you through your soul-crushingly dull 9-to-5; dreams like leaving everything behind and becoming a breakdancer, for instance.

Meet Ash, the Blue Alien Who Decides if You Can Work at Olive Garden

Working for minimum wage sucks — and not just because of the pay.

Britain’s Atherstone Ball Game Is Just an Excuse for Lads to Fight in the Street

They say that soccer is a gentleman’s game for hooligans, and rugby is a hooligan’s game for gentlemen. But what’s a hooligan’s game for hooligans?

Sweet Old 'Nun' Is Hiding a Very NSFW Surprise

I'd like to extend a happy belated Ash Wednesday to all the catholic homies and wish you good fortune in abstaining from whatever vice comes between you and God unless that vice is videos of naughty "nuns" terrorizing their communities.