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Indian Actress Pisses Off Internet After Faking Death to Raise Cervical Cancer Awareness
Though model Poonam Pandey may have intended to raise awareness surrounding cervical cancer, on social media, she wound up inadvertently raising awareness of the ails of faking one’s death.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
'You'll Be Fine': U.S. Military Begs Catgirls to Enlist As Recruitment Hits Historic Lows
As military recruitment hits record lows, boasting the “smallest active-duty force since 1940,” per WAVY, the U.S. The Armed Forces have taken a novel new approach in increasing enlistments, — begging cat girls to bear their claws and fight our national e
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
All the Stupid Things People Are Doing With the Apple Vision Pro
Days after Apple released their new headset, the $3,499 Apple Vision Pro, it appears several tech dudes have already decided to hop on the bandwagon of transforming their entire reality into an ADHD-fueled Subway Surfers meme.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
This Valentine’s Day, A Chicago Zoo Is Giving You the Opportunity to Name a Cockroach After Your Ex
This Valentine’s Day, give the gift of hate. A Chicago zoo recently put out an enticing offer for the heartbroken — a perfect opportunity to get back at their exes by identifying them with what they really are: a cockroach.
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
Cheetos Turn Adorable Golden Retriever Into Vicious Canine Monster
Golden retrievers: A breed of dog famed for their soft golden coats, adorable smiles and the most loving personalities … that is until they get a taste of the forbidden fruit — a bag full of Flamin’ Hot Cheetos.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
‘Two Friends to Share Them With’: You Can Only Add Two Things to These Hot Dogs
Amid all the hypotheticals that have ignited the internet — questions like “Would you rather eat out of your a–hole or poop out of your mouth” or “Would you rather never get it on again or have everyone you sleep with sound like goofy” — a new and much mo
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
Nail Tech Requests Relationship Gossip in Exchange for Discount Manicures
Back before capitalism was quite so unchecked, bartering was fairly common. Someone has something you want, you can offer them something they want, and bypass the need to hand over cold hard cash entirely.
By cathybara
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
Autocorrect Creates Smothering Sexual Tension Between Woman and Her Handyman
Autocorrect has led to some pretty embarrassing mix-ups. From saying “sorry for the incontinence” to saying you suffer from a case of “milf dehydration,” the service that’s designed to help us can, more often than not, end up hurting us.
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'This Program Sucks!': Kid Refuses to Mince Words In Mid-Recital Review
No matter how unenthused you may be about attending your child’s recital, it appears no one wants to be there less than one truth-talking kid, who interrupted a choral performance to share just how much he hated the show.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
Man Comes into Possession of 66 Tons of Chocolate
A Philadelphia man has found himself in quite the odd predicament, albeit one entirely of his own making. Curtis Remarc took to Twitter this week to reveal that one of his friends has come into 133,000 pounds of chocolate. Yes, you read that right.
By cathybara
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
Unfortunately the Worst Songs Survived the TikTok Purge
Amidst a dispute over licensing, one of the biggest record labels in the world has pulled all of its artists’ music from TikTok, an app that not only relies heavily on music, but one that artists themselves have come to rely upon in recent years, often at
By cathybara
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
Sports Fans Bet On Punxsutawney Phil Because of Course They Did
As the world waited with bated breath to see whether Punxsutawney Phil saw his shadow this morning, an occurrence that will singlehandedly determine whether we’ll have an early spring or six more weeks of winter, sports fans had more pressing concerns — w
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
