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The British Museum Ignores Tip That Their Stolen Gems Were Sold on eBay, Later Discovers Its Stolen Gems Were Sold on eBay
In what is surely one of the greatest displays of karma in human history, the British Museum was the victim of a series of thefts that saw gemstones stolen from its archives and sold online.
By cathybara
Featured 2 years ago in Funny

'You Cannot Threaten People in Here With Pepper Spray': Old Guy Threatens Costco Employees with Pepper Spray
When they’re not doling out free samples and single-handedly keeping society afloat with a $1.50 hot dog deal, Costco workers have one heck of a secret talent — calming angry Alberts armed with pepper spray.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny

Husband Climbs Into Moving Bus After Seeing His Wife With Another Man
Not even a moving bus could stop one angry husband from confronting his cheating wife, the scorned lover attempting to break into the window of a speeding vehicle after allegedly witnessing his spouse with another man.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny

David Beckham Facts-Checks Victoria Beckham in Real Time Over Her Claim That She’s From a ‘Working-Class Family’
It feels like the entire world is tuning in to Netflix’s latest release, a limited documentary series about David and Victoria Beckham, and based on the clips that have gone viral on social media, it’s not hard to understand why.
By cathybara
Featured 2 years ago in Funny

‘Go Sit Down Or I’m Never Gonna Talk To You Again’: Woman Fired After Throwing Tantrum Over German Tourists on a Train
Since humans apparently never learn from our mistakes, yet another woman has blown up her entire life after being recorded freaking out at complete strangers on public transport, yelling at them to “get the ---- out” of the United States.
By cathybara
Featured 2 years ago in Funny

Tech-Curious Amish Men Shunned After FEMA’s Text Alert Exposed Their Secret Phones
Though Wednesday’s emergency alert may have not transformed us all into a legion of zombies, it did have one adverse impact on a very specific group of unprepared Americans — the Amish.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny

'That Monkey Is Gonna Come Kill Us!': A Baboon Named 'Momo' Was Briefly On The Loose In Indianapolis
A monkey decided to put a new, terrifying spin on the old adage of monkeying around, wreaking havoc throughout the streets of Indianapolis after breaking loose from their home in the midwestern city.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny

'The Smell of the Bbq Sauce Would Make A Crime Scene Investigator Gag': No One Is Less Excited For The Mcrib's Return Than McDonald's Employees
“It turns out not everyone was ready to say goodbye to the McRib after last year's Farewell Tour,” the fast food giant said in a statement, per People.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny

Theatergoers Pissed When Revolutionaries Interrupt Play About Revolutionaries
The decidedly pro-revolution message of Les Misérables appeared to be lost on an audience during a recent performance in London’s West End after a group of protesters from Just Stop Oil received a resounding round of boos during the show's Act I finale.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny

'I Want A Sobriety Test': Flight Attendant Kicks Entitled Drunk Couple Off Plane
One entitled couple recently discovered that rules on drinking and flying don’t only apply to pilots, getting booted from a Southwest Airlines flight after appearing visibly intoxicated while attempting to board the plane.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny

Janis Ian Did Not Have a Big Fat Lesbian Crush on Regina George: The Mean Girls Joke We All Missed
On October 3rd, Aaron Samuels asked Cady Heron what day it was — and several Mean Girls fans discovered that contrary to popular misconception, Janis Ian probably did not have a big fat lesbian crush on Regina George or anyone for that matter.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny