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D-Bag Cyclist Hit With One Month Ban After Sparking Looney Tunes-Esque Pileup
Though slow and steady may not win the race in the world of competitive cycling, neither does quite literally knocking out your competition, an important lesson one biker learned the hard way.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
'Who Takes Someone That Looks Like This to a Chain Restaurant?': Entitled Woman Refuses to Leave Car After Date Takes Her to Cheesecake Factory
Think a restaurant with chaotic decor, a novella for a menu, and 38 different types of cheesecake is enough to woo your date? Not if your crush is a TikToker with insanely high standards!
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
The World’s Worst Liquor Store Employee Somehow Has Incredible Job Security
Though liquor store employees may spend their work day surrounded by some of the strongest alcohol money can buy, getting into the merchandise is not a part of the job description, a lesson one hammered worker recently found out the hard way.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
Sorry Incels, Caroline Ellison Is Getting More Play Than Any of Us
Caroline Ellison, the disgraced former CEO of Alameda Research headed to court to testify against her FTX co-founder and ex-boyfriend Sam Bankman Fried this week, getting candid about their tumultuous business dealings.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
'What Did You Do?': Dublin Woman Shockingly Calm After Motorcycle Slams Through Her Front Door
A wiley motorcyclist took the term "barging in" to terrifying new heights, accidentally slamming his bike through the door of a surprisingly nonchalant Dublin homeowner.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
'Slap Was a Cover?': Conspiracy Theorists Convinced Jada Pinkett Smith Killed Tupac, Used Alopecia As a Coverup
Jada Pinkett Smith — actress, August entangler, the face that launched one (1) Academy Awards slap, and the mastermind behind Tupac Shakur’s death?
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
Family Shatters Glass Door to Their Airbnb After Locking Themselves Out
It seems like every week there’s another horror story about someone’s horrific experience staying at an Airbnb, from controlling hosts surveilling guests remotely to expecting people to clean the entire place before they leave but also pay a cleaning fee.
By cathybara
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
Woman Invents the ‘BBL Travel Hack’ for When Your Carry-On Luggage Is Too Big
It feels like airlines are constantly coming up with new and increasingly difficult hoops for customers to jump through just to fly from Point A to Point B, but luggage is undoubtedly one of the main areas over which airlines and customers butt heads.
By cathybara
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
Everything We Know About the Hardened 77-Year-Old Facing Jail Time For Serving As Erectile Dysfunction Pill Black Market Kingpin
A 77-year-old Floridian is facing some very, very hard time after single-handedly launching a black market for erectile dysfunction medication for horny retirees looking to spend their sunset years getting it on.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
'I Have A Systematic Plan To Infect Paris With Bed Bugs': French Anon Claims To Be Single-Handedly Responsible For France’s Bedbug Outbreak
Though Paris’ bedbug infestation may have left locals itching, the Metro crawling with bugs, and the fashion community touting bites as a Fashion Week souvenir, not everyone is peeved at the invasion — namely, the angry blogger who has been actively plott
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
‘This Is Why I Only Go to the Fair for Food’: Carnival Ride Falls Apart With People on It
On paper, a carnival seems like a good time. Playing games and eating fried dough while sipping on the bottle of vodka you hid in your crotch before walking in? What else could anyone want in life?
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
‘Mind Ya Business’: Man Calls 911 After Seeing ‘Massive Fire’ in Stranger’s Apartment, Turns Out It Was Just a Yule Log on a Huge TV
Here’s the situation: You’re looking out the window of your apartment when you see something peculiar. No, it’s not the old man who insists on getting fully naked in front of his window. It’s something worse — a fire!
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
