Funny - newest

‘Protect Your Coins Ladies!’: Serial Dine and Dash Doctor Gets Street Justice For Being a ‘Broke Scammer’
In a stunning throwback to pre-internet times, and in what is perhaps a Sex and the City reference, a New York woman has put flyers up around the city warning other women away from a man she went on a date with.
By cathybara
Featured 2 years ago in Funny

Woman Knocks Herself Out Playing Boxer Arcade Game
You never know when your plotters might strike.
By Peter Rapine
Featured 2 years ago in Funny

Grandpa Accidentally Posts Sloppy Toppy Vid On Facebook, Blocks Everyone After He Can’t Delete It
Social media has been a thing now for around 25 years. In that time, countless people have undoubtedly accidentally posted things that were not meant to see the light of day.
By cathybara
Featured 2 years ago in Funny

20 Memes and Posts From Horny People
The internet is a pretty thirsty place.
Featured 2 years ago in Funny

‘$3,000 on Chili’s?’: Man Proudly Shares That He Spent $25K On DoorDash In a Single Year
The amount I spend on delivery food is like my phone’s “screen time” notification: I do not, under any circumstances, want to know. So long as the card keeps working, we’re all good here — no need for further information.
Featured 2 years ago in Funny

Karen Decides Scaling Rome’s Trevi Fountain Is the Easiest Way to Re-Fill Her Water Bottle
Though she was ultimately escorted away by a security guard, Lex Jones, a fellow tourist who caught the incident on camera, said she was still shocked by the sight.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny

'It’s All Real!': British Teen Shocked That Americans Really Have Cheerleaders and Marching Band
Movies and TV don’t capture the American high school experience exactly, yet, one British teen spent the day at an American high school and was amazed that football games (the other football) and cheerleaders do actually exist.
Featured 2 years ago in Funny

Women and Children Are Cracking Eggs on Their Bald Loved One's Heads
Many women want their men to help out in the kitchen more often, and for them to use their heads when they do. Unfortunately, the help isn’t always up to par, and phrases like “weaponized incompetence” get slung around at a moment’s notice.
Featured 2 years ago in Funny

'This man has been ROBBED': Reverse-Aging Entrepreneur Looked Better Before $2 Million Routine, Old Photos Prove
Long before Bryan Johnson began dropping $2 million a year on 61 daily supplements, snapping 33,537 photos of his bowels, and injecting his teenage son’s blood in the hopes of reverse aging back to 18, he was actually somewhat normal … and dare we say kin
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny

‘I’ve Been Licking Your Man’s Butthole for Weeks on End’: ‘Orange Is the New Black’ Star Admits to Eating a Married Man’s Ass in Viral Cheating Confession
What has Taryn Manning been up to since starring in Netflix’s Orange Is the New Black? Eating a married man’s booty like groceries, according to her latest social media clip.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny

Woman Wonders Whether Wildlife Volunteer Husband Gave Her Chlamydia after Working with Koalas
Catching your partner cheating is never a good time. It’s even worse if you contract an STD because of it. But what if they didn’t cheat? What if they were a wildlife volunteer helping Koalas?
Featured 2 years ago in Funny

'We Lost a Compatriot': Conspiracy Redditors Mourn Loss of 'King of the Hill' Voice Actor Behind Dale Gribble
As the world continues to mourn the death of Johnny Hardwick, the voice actor famed for bringing the chain-smoking, conspiracy-toting Dale Gribble to life on 'King of the Hill,' one group of fans has found themself particularly heartbroken over the star’
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny

Raising the Bar... And Something Else: Horny Law Students Hope to Bone During Bar Exam
This is apparently also the case for the future lawyers of America. These soon-to-be scholars are so down bad, in fact, that one internet user was genuinely considering trying to bang while taking the Bar exam.
Featured 2 years ago in Funny

Venture Capital Bro Criticizes the New UPS Driver Salary, Gets Roasted For Thinking They Only Move 5-10 Packages an Hour
While unions across the United States are flexing their striking muscles, from actors and writers to Yellow Corp truck drivers, the UPS Teamsters union just secured a massive victory for its drivers.
Featured 2 years ago in Funny