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'The House ALWAYS Wins' - Woman Won $43 Million on Slot Machine, Given a Steak Dinner Instead

A woman hit the jackpot playing slot machines at Resorts World Casino. $42.9 million would have been the biggest slot machine payout in history. That is until the casino claimed that the machine had malfunctioned, and they owed her nothing.

Louisville Cops Jailed After Recording Themselves Catcalling, Throwing Drinks On Strangers

The only thing worse than a scrub hanging out the passenger side of his best friend's ride trying to holla at you?

‘Undress Any Girl With A.I.’: If Stealing Semen Wasn’t Enough, X Is Now Running Ads For A.I.-Generated Sextortion

In another win for post-Elon Musk Twitter (sorry, X), several users have reported seeing ads for websites that claim to use A.I. to remove someone’s clothing from a photo.

‘Let Go of Meeeeeeeee’: Drunk Woman Throws Tantrum After Getting Arrested for Driving Without Front Wheels

A car requires a few things: a motor, a steering wheel, and, naturally, tires.

'Low Life Leach': Angry Uber Eats Driver Reams Customer For Leaving 20% Tip

A 20% tip, which has long been the service industry standard, is apparently too little for one Uber Eats driver. Is he right to be so upset?

26 Injured, 1 Dead After Ukrainian Council Member Detonates Grenades During Meeting

The only thing worse than getting sucked into a meeting? Getting blown up in one.

‘Don’t Need Permission, Made My Decision’: X Is Running Ads For Stealing Semen From Discarded Condoms

It’s no secret that everything about Twitter — sorry, “X” — has gone downhill since Elon Musk took over.

Woman Attacks Multiple Train Riders With Suitcase In Rampage On Norway Tram

One Norwegian woman proved that rolling backpacks aren’t just the official bag of high school dweebs, but also raging racists, going on a massive rampage while riding a train.

'The Next Morning I Wake Up With No Clothes On': Nickelodeon Star Shares Alarming Story of Ambien-Fueled Behind-the-Scene Hookup

Another day, another story of child actors doing questionable things while working for Nickelodeon.

McDonald's Security Guard Fired After Drenching Homeless Man With Mop Water

While McDonald’s may be fine with their guests getting scalded with hot coffee, it appears they draw the line at mop water.

'The Jet Fuel Hoax': People Are Convinced Planes Don’t Actually Use Fuel to Fly

Hang out on the Internet long enough, and you’ll come across some of the dumbest conspiracy theories you’ve ever heard.

‘They Just Let Him Go?’: Woman Claims Police Left Her On the Side of the Road After Her Lyft Driver Attempted to Kidnap Her

Though Bri Ledsome knew she was in for a long Lyft ride, her trip ended up being a whole lot longer — and more dangerous — than initially anticipated after her rideshare driver allegedly attempted to kidnap her.

Rubi Rose’s Number One OnlyFans Sub Gets Tattoo of Star to Prove His Loyalty After Already Spending $62,000

In this brave new world, almost all creators, influencers and celebrities have dealt with the issue of parasocial relationships.

Panera's Charged Lemonade Has (Allegedly) Killed Another Person

Come to Panera for the charged lemonade, stay because you’re dead.

Extreme Bearded Bengals Fan is the Final Boss of NFL Fans

One Cincinnati Bengals fan recently proved that sports face painting is so much more than a bygone art.

'What’s He Hiding?': Hunter Held at Gun Point By Trespasser Who Clearly Doesn’t Want Him Snooping Around the Woods

If you go out in the woods today you better bring … a really good alibi and a whole lot of patience.

Arlington Home Explodes During Police Raid

Though the cops were able to quickly secure a search warrant for the property considering the man in question refused to speak with them, they quickly realized the process was moot.

Angry Punk Fights Staff Before Driving His Truck Into Restaurant

Though one man may have headed to a Maryland chicken shop for a bite, he left with a smashed phone and several charges after driving his tow truck into the eatery.

Woman Suing Chop’t After Claiming Salad Contained Part of Manager’s Finger

On a recent trip to Chop’t, one woman is claiming that she got more than a terrible, overpriced salad.

Southwest Passenger Arrested After Opening Emergency Exit, Crawling Onto Wing

There’s a lot of trust that goes into flying.

Airplane Passengers Have Panic Attacks While Enduring Horrifying Turbulence

Though airplane turbulence may be normal doesn’t mean it can’t be f—king terrifying, a lesson several scared Aeroflot passengers recently discovered the hard way while on a very bumpy ride to Moscow, Russia.

‘Why this is happening NOW?’: The War in the Middle East Is Making Dating Apps Unusable

They say the first casualty in war is the truth. The second casualty, as it turns out, is the ability to bang.

‘I’m on a Mission I Have to Complete by Year’s End’: Man Accused of Breaking into Homes and Jerkin’ It Says He Has to Continue

‘She’s Possessed!’: Another Woman Has Freaked Out on an Airplane

Sigh… It brings me no pleasure to announce that it has happened again.

Sarah Huckabee Sanders Pardons Turkey, Refuses to Do the Same For Wrongfully Imprisoned Man

Naturally, her constituents and other followers were peeved at the irony of these parallel events, heading to social media to dunk on the lawmaker.