15. Lap-based web browsing
14.Gettin' some air nookie
13.Wrangling the invertebrate serpent
12.Polishing the skin flute
11.Jostling the elder
10.Shaking your fist at the ex-girlfriend
9.Releasing the hostages
8.Tickling your Elmo
7.Fixing the hubble
6.Putting the seminal luge team through their paces
5.Milking the snake
4.Beta-testing the hardware
3.Downloading from your own website
2.Evicting the testicular squatters
1.MISTSPCRLM (Manually Increasing the Surface Temperature of the Ship's Prmary Cannon by Repeated Linear Manipulation)