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22 Random Statements Made into Profound Quotes

There's nothing more frustrating than when a quote gets pulled out of context.

By Daniel Bonfiglio

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Poop Yourself in Style: Welcome to New Hampshire’s New Diaper Spa

Have you ever wanted to shit your pants? No? Okay, great.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

‘Who Got That One Jeopardy! Clip’: X Users Share the Best and Weirdest from the Game Show

For a show about answering questions — or, uh, questioning answers — Jeopardy! has a lot more going on than you might think.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Florida Mom Banned From Picking Up Her Kids Over OnlyFans Decal

A mom from Central Florida has been banned from picking up her children from school because of an OnlyFans decal on her car after parents complained to school officials.

By cathybara

Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm

20 Comments From Bros Who Are Completely Down Bad

Sometimes people get down bad, and when that happens, nobody can be held responsible for their behavior.

By Daniel Bonfiglio

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

30 Astonishing Things People Found.

People who made wide-eyed discoveries.

By Nathan Johnson

Uploaded 1 year ago in Wow

39 People Having a Worse Day Than You

Sometimes things just don't go your way. That's part of life. But when the world hands you lemons, it's up to you to decide what you want to do with them.

By Nathan Johnson

Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm

Cheetos Turn Adorable Golden Retriever Into Vicious Canine Monster

Golden retrievers: A breed of dog famed for their soft golden coats, adorable smiles and the most loving personalities … that is until they get a taste of the forbidden fruit — a bag full of Flamin’ Hot Cheetos.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Male Author Tries to Solicit Nude Ad Deals from BookTok Creators for $100

Last week, a press email was sent to a bunch of young female BookTok creators, asking them to advertise a new book by making racy TikToks —some involving partial nudity.

By Liza Bautista

Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm

Mr. Know It All: 24 Dummies Online Who Think They're Smart

Are you a big brain genius with a top 1% IQ of 130+?

By Daniel Bonfiglio

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

‘Two Friends to Share Them With’: You Can Only Add Two Things to These Hot Dogs

Amid all the hypotheticals that have ignited the internet — questions like “Would you rather eat out of your a–hole or poop out of your mouth” or “Would you rather never get it on again or have everyone you sleep with sound like goofy” — a new and much mo

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

This Is What You Do If You Come Across a Monkey on the Run

Though he may have snuck out of a UK Zoo, one monkey has managed to do what only Curious George has before — making the entire internet want to be his best friend.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

'This Program Sucks!': Kid Refuses to Mince Words In Mid-Recital Review

No matter how unenthused you may be about attending your child’s recital, it appears no one wants to be there less than one truth-talking kid, who interrupted a choral performance to share just how much he hated the show.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Little Misc.-y

A mixed bag to dig through

By deathwish01b

Uploaded 1 year ago

British Woman Accidentally Flashes Neighborhood After Getting Stuck In Window

The only thing worse than getting locked out of your house? Flashing your entire neighborhood as you attempt to sneak in through an open window.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Cowboy Gets Full TKO After Harassing Guy At Airport

This airport ain’t big enough for the two of us.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

20 Shower Thoughts for you

to wash off the sticky stank of normality

By deathwish01b

Uploaded 1 year ago

22 People Share the Worst Cheating Story They Ever Heard

There is nothing worse than being betrayed by the person you're supposed to trust the most.

By Daniel Bonfiglio

Featured 1 year ago in Wow

Saturday Morning Randomness: 51 Trending Pics, Memes and Tweets to Celebrate the Start of Spring

It's Saturday, and you should be feeling jovial about the start of the weekend.

By Nathan Johnson

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Japan Has a Single Elimination High School Baseball Tournament With 4,000 Teams

America has several sports that aren’t embraced by other countries. While there are numerous exceptions, even more common sports like basketball aren’t met with the same esteem in other countries as they are in the ol’ US of A.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Ftw

Barefoot People Must Be Stopped: Couple Cuts Out Bottom of Shoes to Hide Public Bare Feet

In short, the world isn’t designed for the barefoot. Our streets are covered in broken glass, our sidewalks rocky cement. Even if you’re at a park with lush greenery, you’ll probably need to drop a deuce at some point — and that means venturing into a pub

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm

Middle Schoolers Are Going Wild for John Denver

Going on TikTok would lead one to believe that Generation Alpha listens to nothing but highly-caffeinated remixes of popular songs. Not so, says one middle school teacher.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Ftw