There's no denying it: lying feels great
. It's the easiest way to up your clout points and gain everyone's respect without doing hardly any work. Plus, if you're good enough at it, no one can even tell you're lying, so it's like you're actually telling the truth.
Unfortunately, lying gets kind of a bad rap. Haters
everywhere tell children they shouldn't lie, or that lying is somehow ethically wrong, when in fact there's nothing intrinsically wrong with lying.
The brave idiots
here all tried to get away with a lie, and they only got caught because they flew a little too close to the sun. Bless them.