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Sleepy Sailor

By the time the sailor pulled into a little town every hotel room was taken. "You've got to have a room somewhere," he pleaded. "Or just a bed, I...

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Featured 18 years ago

Snowed In

Three salesmen got snowed in at a farmer's house. They had to spend the night, and one salesman had to sleep in the attic, as there weren't...

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Featured 18 years ago

Golf Lessons

A foursome of guys is waiting at the men's tee while another foursome of women is hitting from the ladies' tees. The ladies are taking their...

By ebaum

Featured 18 years ago

Which One Are You?

This morning, I was in a huge hurry and on my way to work. I was preoccupied with what my day held and I rear-ended a car at a stop light...

By ebaum

Featured 18 years ago

Wicked Wish

A guy from Quebec and a guy from Ontario are fighting over a lantern when a genie pops out and grants them each one wish. The Quebecer says, "I...

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Featured 18 years ago

Tough Interview

At the end of a job interview, the head of human resources asks the young engineer fresh out of MIT, "What starting salary were you looking...

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Featured 18 years ago

DWI

An old guy’s car collides with a young guy’s car and both are demolished. The two crawl out of the wreckage, amazed that neither of them was...

By ebaum

Featured 18 years ago

Pregnant Golf

Birthing coach: "All you mommies-to-be should know that walking while you’re pregnant is very beneficial. And you husbands, it wouldn’t hurt...

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Featured 18 years ago

Country Style

A city slicker shoots a duck out in the country. As he’s retrieving it, a farmer walks up and stops him, claiming that since the duck is on his...

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Featured 18 years ago

Gyno

A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to the gynecologist. The doctor takes one look at the woman and all of his professionalism goes out the...

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Featured 18 years ago

Head and Shoulders

A blonde and a brunette both board an elevator and push the buttons for their respective floors. On the next floor, the door opens and a...

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Featured 18 years ago

Leech

What is the difference between a leech and a lawyer? The leech stops sucking you dry after you're dead.

By ebaum

Featured 18 years ago

Assault

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides...

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Featured 18 years ago

Shrimps

So one day little Johnny goes into the kitchen and says to his mom, "Mom, grandma's got her shrimps hanging out again." Knowing that the grandma...

By ebaum

Featured 18 years ago

3 Wise Man

A businessman from New York is driving through Mississippi on his way home for Christmas. He stops at a local store and notices the three wise...

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Featured 18 years ago

Baghdad

Q: What is the difference between Saddam Hussein and sperm? A: One comes from Baghdad and the other comes from your dad's bag.

By ebaum

Featured 18 years ago

Nice Vacation

A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband,...

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Featured 18 years ago

Bastard

A judge working a double-homicide case tells the defendant, You’re charged with beating your wife to death with a hammer. You...

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Featured 18 years ago

Every Last Drop

Three guys were talking in the local bar. The manager was so sure that its bouncer was the strongest man around that it offered a standing $1,000...

By ebaum

Featured 18 years ago

Birthday Wife

Rich was talking to his buddy at the bar, and he said, "I don't have a clue what to get my wife for her birthday - she has everything, and...

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Featured 18 years ago

Close Shave

A cowboy walked into a barber shop, sat on the barber’s chair and said, I’ll have a shave and a shoe shine. The barber began to lather...

By ebaum

Featured 18 years ago

Moose Hunting

Tom & Mal went moose hunting every winter without success. Finally, they came up with a foolproof plan. They got a very authentic female...

By ebaum

Featured 18 years ago

Shizzle Drizzle

Q: What is Snoop Dogg’s favorite kind of weather? A: Drizzle.

By ebaum

Featured 18 years ago

Vietnam Story

A teacher instructs her fifth-grade class to ask their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end. The next day the kids come in and...

By ebaum

Featured 18 years ago

Golf Leprechaun

This golf course was haunted by a malicious, evil leprechaun who exploited the ambitions of the poorer players. He popped up beside one...

By ebaum

Featured 18 years ago

Daily media - jokes

Sleepy Sailor

Snowed In

Golf Lessons

Which One Are You?

Wicked Wish

Tough Interview

DWI

Pregnant Golf

Country Style

Gyno

Head and Shoulders

Leech

Assault

Shrimps

3 Wise Man

Baghdad

Nice Vacation

Bastard

Every Last Drop

Birthday Wife

Close Shave

Moose Hunting

Shizzle Drizzle

Vietnam Story

Golf Leprechaun

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