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The Great AirPods Disappointment Of Christmas 2019

The only thing worse than being broke on Christmas is getting gifts from other broke people.

CATS The Musical Is "Too Horny For Its Own Good"

People felt like they were just a second away from the CATS breaking out into a massive orgy and we are loving it.

DoD Honors Nazi War Criminal on The 75th Anniversary of The Battle Of The Bulge

Just another day in the great US of A.

The Biggest Internet F**k Ups Of The Decade

These people messed up so bad we're still going to be talking about them in 2030.

Girlfriend Charged With Her BF's Suicide Releases Their Final Texts

After being charged with the death of her boyfriend, Inyoung You has released their last few messages to rove she didn't want him to kill himself.

'Sexy Vegan' Arrested for Sexually Assaulting His Dog

Sexy Vegan, born Hansel DeBartolo III, has been arrested after video of him abusing his dog was posted on social media.

Antifa Block an Old Woman From Crossing the Street During Their Protest

Fighting fascism by preventing little old ladies from running their errands, nice!

'Cuck' The Incel Inspired Movie Looks Beta AF

Only soyboys and betas will go see this movie.

Clueless Instagrammers Are Taking Photos at a Beautiful Toxic Dump and Even Drinking the Water

WTF! Anything for a like.

Dog Having an Existential Crisis After Catching His Tail

Dogs are the best. They do the best things. They were invented for the internet to take video of. Enjoy these videos of dogs finally catching their tails and having no idea what to do after.

Vegan YouTuber Who Fought Cancer With Biting Vegetables Bites the Dust

She pulled a Steve Jobs. Didn't work out for her either.

Company Loses $145 Million Bucks Cause The Only Person Who Knew the Password Died

Did they try 'password1234'? Or '6969'? That's what most passwords are nowadays! Crypto firm gets in hot water after their CEO dies and didn't...

Man Gets in Fight at the Mall and Gets Stabbed With one of His Own Weapons

Mom Sends 5 Year Old To School With Blow-Up Sex Doll

Kindergardner Accidentally Brings Blow-Up Sex Doll to School Nativity.

Group Poses as Scholars to Expose the Ridiculousness of 'Grievance Studies'

They submitted intentionally broken and nonsensical papers to Grievance Journals and even got some published.

Corpus Christi Police Destroyed 400 "Pot Plants" Only to Discover it Wasn't Actually Marijuana

An embarrassing incident for the cops, as the clueless officers spent a busy and evening harvesting hundreds of horsemint plants from a city park.

Kawhi Leonard: The NBA's Most Puzzling Storyline

The phenomenon that is Kawhi Leonard's laugh.

The Guy Behind The Fyre Festival Disaster Just Got Sent To Jail

Billy McFarland, the man who decided to half-ass a massive music festival, leaving hundreds of people hungry, tired, and alone, was sentenced to six years in prison.

Kanye Meets With Trump, Accidentally Exposes his Phone's Pass-code, Goes on Several Rants

During a live feed of Kanye West's meeting with the President, Kanye is seen unlocking his phone with a passcode of all zeros.

Lil Xan Overdosed After Eating Too Many Flaming Hot Cheetos

If you're looking for the most 2018 story of the year, well here it is.

People Lose It Over Calling Vaginas Front Holes

If you're really sweet maybe I'll let you in the back hole later babe.

Guy Gets Trolled, Punches His Monitor And Rage Quits

Eye Tracker Catches Guy Looking At Fudge Factories And Hooters

Shark Attacks TV Presenter Who Thought He Was Casually Hanging Out

New Jersey "Mystery Pooper" Turns Out To Be The School's Superintendent