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'I Can't Have This Online': Comedian Owns Creep Who DM'd Her His Dong on Valentine's Day
On today’s installment of mediocre men having the audacity, comic Maria DeCotis singlehandedly proved that there is something worse than spending Valentine’s Day alone — fending off horny strangers on the internet.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
Beach Walkers Caught on 'Hot Mic' Shit Talking Two Kids Taking a Polar Plunge
On today’s installment of instant karma, TikToker @zer2unchi took to the platform with an important lesson about making snarky remarks, singlehandedly proving the age-old adage of talk shit get hit … with viral fame.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
'This Doesn’t Happen To People Like Me': Harry Styles' Grammy Acceptance Speech Was Perfectly Out-of-Touch
Alongside nabbing Grammy Awards for Album of the Year and Best Pop Vocal Album, it seems alleged Chris Pine spitter Harry Styles nabbed another accolade while attending Sunday night’s award show: Most Entitled Man In Hollywood!
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm
The Wall Street Journal Asks If the World Has 'Too Many Asians'
Despite garnering flack for their “timid” coverage of former President Donald Trump, it seems there’s one tough question The Wall Street Journal’s editorial board isn’t afraid to ask — “Are There Too Many Asians?”
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm
Here's Everything You to Know About the Awful Lead Singer for Panic! at the Disco, Who Is Also Maybe Not the Lead Singer for Panic! at the Disco
After five years of greatness, four more of decentness and a subsequent decade of controversy-ridden mediocrity, Panic! at the Disco has disbanded.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
Hilaria Baldwin Is Still Using Her Fake Spanish Accent
Hilaria took to the streets of New York City with two powerful messages for the masses dunking on her husband: Show some empathy — and acknowledge the fact that she’s like, REALLY from Spain, you guys.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
Dave Portnoy Called Out For Selling $42 Watches for $2400
Dave Portnoy, founder and CEO of Barstool Sports, just launched a new watch brand.
By GiorgioMarauder
Featured 3 years ago in Funny
Protestors Glue Their Hands to Conductor's Stand, Don't Realize It's Removable
These German climate protestors failed to take something important into consideration when planning to delay a playing of Beethoven's Violin Concerto in Hamburg's Elbphilharmonie concert hall: the conductor's railing they decided to glue themselves to is
Featured 3 years ago in Funny
80,000 People Without Power after a Plane Crashed into a Power Line
On the night of Sunday, November 27th, pilot Patrick Merkle, 66, of Washington D.C., and passenger Janet Williams were flying from White Plains, New York to Gaithersburg, Maryland in a small passenger plane.
By GiorgioMarauder
Featured 3 years ago in Facepalm
Mother of 12 Says People Want Her ‘Sterilized’ but She Wants 5 More Kids
A mom of 12 says that she is constantly under fire on her social media accounts with people telling her she needs "psychiatric help" and that she should stop having kids, but she says she just wants more.
By RustyBuckler
Featured 3 years ago in Facepalm
