A whale's penis is called a dork. Because of the rotation of the earth, an object can be thrown farther if it is thrown west. The average...
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Paddy staggered home very late and very drunk. He took off his shoes to avoid waking the wife. He tiptoed as quietly as he could toward the...
1) Did you fart, cause you blew me away. 2) Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special. 3) My Love for you is like diarrhea .....
1. Most American car horns honk in the key of F. 2. The name Wendy was made up for the book "Peter Pan." 3. Barbie's full name is...
Two unemployed guys are talking. One says, "I'm going to become a lion tamer." The other replies, "That's crazy, you don't know nothing about no...
A woman was thinking about finding a pet to help keep her company at home. She decided she would like to find a beautiful parrot. It wouldn't be...
A vampire bat came flapping in from the night, face all covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof of the cave to get some...
One day a cat dies of natural causes and goes to heaven. Greeting him the Lord says, "You've lived a good life. If there is any way I can make...
The was a farmer who raised watermelons. He was doing pretty well but he was disturbed by some local kids who would sneak into his watermelon...
A few children's books that didn't make the cut: 1. You Are Different and That's Bad 2. The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables 3....
A Blonde's Year in Review January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to...
A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner. Good...
A young couple were driving home one night. As they came around a curve, they ran over a mother skunk. The woman saw a baby skunk crying on...
There were three guys in hell. an Italian guy , a bum and a gay guy. One day the devil says to them I'm gonna give you one more chance on Earth,...
* "Welllllll, what have we here...?" (He has no idea and is hoping you’ll give him a clue.) * "Let me check your medical history." (I want...
I attended a party this past weekend. After checking out all the well-dressed guests at the party, I spotted an attractive woman (standing...
Two Arab terrorists are in a locker room taking a shower after their bomb making class, when one notices the other has a huge cork stuck in his...
In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of...
Virginity like bubble - one prick all gone Man who run in front of car get tired Man who run behind car get exhausted Man with hand in...
One day a little boy walked in on his parents doing it and asked what they were doing. The parents' reply was that they were making fish...
Three buddies decided to take their wives on vacation for a week in Las Vegas. The week flew by and they all had a great time. After they...
You think life is bad... How would you like to be an egg? You only get laid once.You only get eaten once.It takes 4 minutes to get hard....
A guy sees his buddy in a bar and says, "You're not going to believe this,but I've got a wild nymphomaniac in my car out in the parking lot....
There was this really old guy at a dance who hadn't had any sex for a long time. He'd been dancing with the grandmas all night, but he still...
Dave walks into a bar and sees John sitting at the end of the counter with a great big smile on his face. Dave says "John what are you so...
