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AIDS

What is the first symptom of AIDS? A deep pounding sensation in your ass.

By ebaum

Featured 19 years ago

Drinking Her Pretty

A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double martini on the rocks. After he finishes the drink, he peeks inside his...

By ebaum

Featured 19 years ago

Bigger and Better in Texas

There was a very self-sufficient blind man, who did a lot of traveling alone. He was making his first trip to Texas and happened to be seated...

By ebaum

Featured 19 years ago

Top 10 Bumper Stickers

1...Constipated People Don't Give A Crap. 2...If You Don't Believe In Oral Sex, Keep Your Mouth Shut. 3...My Kid Got Your Honor Roll Student...

By ebaum

Featured 19 years ago

Chipmunks

Two men went hunting. One had been hunting all his life, the other man was hunting for the first time. The one man told the other to sit down and...

By ebaum

Featured 19 years ago

The Widow

In a dark and gloomy room, the fortune teller was startled by what she saw in her crystal ball. She looked up at her customer, sitting across...

By ebaum

Featured 19 years ago

Local Food

A tourist has been visiting Cuba for a week. He is leaving the next day and he still hasn't tried the food. He goes to a restaurant and sits...

By ebaum

Featured 19 years ago

Punishments in Hell

Guy goes to hell and is met by the devil, who explains that the punishments are changed every thousand years and he is to select his first...

By ebaum

Featured 19 years ago

Preacher in the KKK

Way down in the deep south, in an area known as the 'Bible Belt,' there lived a Baptist minister with a very large congregation. One morning,...

By ebaum

Featured 19 years ago

No Underwear

Joe is sitting on a train across from a busty blonde wearing a tiny mini skirt. Despite his efforts, he is unable to stop staring at the top...

By ebaum

Featured 19 years ago

The Jewish Samurai

There once was a powerful Japanese emperor who needed a new chief samurai. So he sent out a declaration throughout the entire known world that he...

By ebaum

Featured 19 years ago

Little Boy in a Whorehouse

There was this little boy about 12 years old walking down the sidewalk dragging a flattened frog on a string behind him. He came up to the...

By ebaum

Featured 19 years ago

Freezing to Death

Two men waiting at the Pearly Gates strike up a conversation. "How'd you die?" the first man asks the second. "I froze to death," says the...

By ebaum

Featured 19 years ago

Tasty Meal

A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down. The waiter, who is also the owner, walks up to the blind man and hands him a menu. "I'm sorry...

By ebaum

Featured 19 years ago

16 Years Later

One day there was a pregnant women who was about to go into labor with 3 children. Her husband didn't want to be any part of this so he...

By ebaum

Featured 19 years ago

The Perfect Day

The Perfect Day - Her 8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses 9:00 5 lbs lighter on the scale 9:30 Light Breakfast 11:00 Sunbathe 12:30 Lunch with...

By ebaum

Featured 19 years ago

Fortune Teller

In a dark and gloomy room, the fortune teller was startled by what she saw in her crystal ball. She looked up at her customer, sitting across...

By ebaum

Featured 19 years ago

Hack Golfer

A hack golfer spends a day at a plush country club, playing golf and enjoying the luxury of a complimentary caddy. Being a hack golfer, he plays...

By ebaum

Featured 19 years ago

Armed Women

Why did God give women arms? Do you have any idea how long it would take to lick a bathroom clean?

By ebaum

Featured 19 years ago

State of Lawyers

Why does New Jersey have all the toxic waste dumps and California has all the lawyers? Because New Jersey got first pick!!

By ebaum

Featured 19 years ago

Drive Thru Fun

1. Drive through the drive-thru in reverse and let your passenger order. 2. Ask the price of almost everything on the menu and then order...

By ebaum

Featured 19 years ago

Cow Pat Lip Gloss

An old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day. The local sheriff watched from his chair in front of the saloon as the cowboy...

By ebaum

Featured 19 years ago

Cannibal Restaurant

A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant opened by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked...

By ebaum

Featured 19 years ago

Spit or Swallow

Rosy, posing thoughtfully in the mirror, says to Nina, "I think I'm going to see a dietitian." Nina asks, "Why?" Rosy answers, "'Cause I...

By ebaum

Featured 19 years ago

More Drinking and Driving Fun

A policeman pulls over a driver for swerving in and out of lanes on the highway. He tells the guy to blow a breath into a breathalyzer. ''I...

By ebaum

Featured 19 years ago

Joke - jokes

AIDS

Drinking Her Pretty

Bigger and Better in Texas

Top 10 Bumper Stickers

Chipmunks

The Widow

Local Food

Punishments in Hell

Preacher in the KKK

No Underwear

The Jewish Samurai

Little Boy in a Whorehouse

Freezing to Death

Tasty Meal

16 Years Later

The Perfect Day

Fortune Teller

Hack Golfer

Armed Women

State of Lawyers

Drive Thru Fun

Cow Pat Lip Gloss

Cannibal Restaurant

Spit or Swallow

More Drinking and Driving Fun

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