Little Johnny is delivering newspapers. He knocks on a door and says to the lady, "I'm collecting today... that'll be five dollars." She says,...
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Guy goes to a doctor and says he has a problem with sex. "I think my penis is too small" he says. The doctor asks him which drink he...
Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates. "In honor of this Holy season," Saint Peter said, "you must...
Q: What did the blonde customer say after reading the buxom waitress' name tag? A: "'Debbie'...that's cute. What did you name the other one?''
A woman sat on a plane heading for New York, when the pilot announces that because of difficulties with the plane's engines, he must make an...
A mom and dad were worried about their son not wanting to learn math at the school he was in, so they decided to send him to a Catholic...
A teacher was having trouble teaching arithmetic to one little boy. So she said, "If you reached in your right pocket and found a nickel, and you...
Frenchman, an Italian and an American were discussing love-making. "Last night I made love to my wife three times" boasted the Frenchman. ...
Two out of work Polish bums decided that they would be better off in a more downtown location so they hitched a ride. The driver dropped...
It's spring, and the baby bear comes out of his cave. His knees are wobbling, he's a wreck. He's skin and bones, with big circles...
Two farmers, Joe and Bob, lived as neighbors, but didn't like each other much. In 1989, there was a period of -30 degree centigrade cold...
Featured 19 years ago
A woman recently lost her husband. Their marriage had been a very lousy one, and she was relieved that he was finally gone. She had him...
A man walks into a bar, sits down and drinks a beer. Then he drinks another beer, and another and...soon he needs to take a leak. He's...
A little girl was leading her dog through the park when an old man stopped her, saying, "That's sure a pretty dress you're wearing." The...
It's the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He's a pretty hip guy with his own car. When he goes to the front door, the girl's...
A small boy walks into his mother's room and catches her topless. "Mommy, Mommy, what are those?" he says pointing to her breasts. "Well,...
Harry and his wife are having hard financial times, so they decide she'll become a hooker. She's not quite sure what to do, so Harry says, "Stand...
* Molecularly speaking, water is actually much drier than sand. * The term "bank teller" originated in the wake of the 1929 stock market...
Bob goes into the public rest room and sees this guy standing next to the urinal. The guy has no arms. As Bob's standing there, taking care of...
Q: What does a 9 volt battery and a girls asshole have in common? A: You know it's wrong, but sooner or later your gonna put your tongue on it.
There was a guy who had been having chronic trouble in trying to get an erection. After weeks of frustration, he finally breaks down and and goes...
Two friends, a white guy and a black guy, both work together. The white guy came in late one morning and his black friend asks where he had...
One night, as a couple lays down for bed, the husband starts rubbing his wife's arm. The wife turns over! and says "I'm sorry honey, I've got a...
A man bumps into a Woman in a hotel lobby and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They are both quite startled The man turns to her and...
Q. What do a gynaecologist and a pizza delivery boy have in common? A. They can both smell it, but can't eat it. Q. You know why they say...
