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Don't Drink and Drive

A man is out driving happily along in his car late one Saturday night. Before too long, the cops pull him over. The policeman walks up to the man...

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Featured 19 years ago

Unspoken Wife

Joe and Bill are out fishing and sipping beer while discussing football and NASCAR. All of a sudden Joe says, "I think I'm gonna divorce my...

By ebaum

Featured 19 years ago

Frisky Thief

A man breaks into a rich widow's house. He runs into her and yells, "Where's all your money old lady?" She explains that she never keeps any...

By ebaum

Featured 19 years ago

Redneck Murder

Q: Why are redneck murders so hard to solve? A: There are no dental records and all the DNA's the same!

By ebaum

Featured 19 years ago

Overseas Tease

A newlywed sailor is informed by the navy that he’s going to be stationed a long way from home on a remote island in the South Pacific for 2...

By ebaum

Featured 19 years ago

Customer Service

A customer wanted to ask his attractive waitress for a date but couldn’t get her attention. When he was able to catch her eye, she quickly looked...

By ebaum

Featured 19 years ago

Drinking Blonde

Why did the blonde take a ladder into the bar? She heard the drinks were on the house.

By ebaum

Featured 19 years ago

Last Wish

The inmate on death row was scheduled to be put to death by firing squad the follow morning. Throughout the day, the prison guards were being...

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Featured 19 years ago

Speed Trap

A state trooper spied a car puttering along at 22 MPH. So he turned on his lights and pulled the driver over. Approaching the car, he noticed...

By ebaum

Featured 19 years ago

Diet and Exercise

A blonde woman is terribly overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet. “I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat...

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Featured 19 years ago

Red Neck Vacation

Billy Bob and Luther were talking one afternoon when Billy Bob tells Luther, "Ya know, I reckon I'm 'bout ready for a vacation. Only this year...

By ebaum

Featured 19 years ago

The Commandments

God went to the Arabs and said, "I have Commandments for you that will make your lives better. The Arabs asked, "What are...

By ebaum

Featured 19 years ago

New Viruses

The George Bush Virus - Causes your computer to keep looking for viruses of mass destruction. The John Kerry Virus - Stores data on both...

By ebaum

Featured 19 years ago

Dead Boss

A guy phones up his boss' house, but gets the boss' wife instead. He asks to speak to her husband. "I'm afraid he died earlier today," she...

By ebaum

Featured 19 years ago

Great Pet

A guy walks into a bar and sees another guy sitting with a ferret. The guy seems to be stroking it rather lovingly. The first guy asks him, “Why...

By ebaum

Featured 19 years ago

Father and Son Talk

A little boy comes home from school and tells his father that his homework assignment is to find out the difference between “potentially” and...

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Featured 19 years ago

Sex Convention

A man takes his seat on a plane to Chicago and realizes the woman next to him is hot. “Business trip or vacation?” he asks. “Business,” she...

By ebaum

Featured 19 years ago

Wild Kidnapping

A husband returns home from work one night to discover that his wife is missing. He spends the next two days looking for her, only to come home...

By ebaum

Featured 19 years ago

Helisoft

A helicopter was flying around above Seattle when an electrical malfunction disabled all of the aircraft's electronic navigation and...

By ebaum

Featured 19 years ago

College Entrance Exam: For Football Players

You Must Answer Two (2) or More Questions Correctly to Qualify. 1. What language is spoken in France? 2. Give a dissertation on the ancient...

By ebaum

Featured 19 years ago

Mad Cow Disease

A female TV reporter arranged for an interview with a farmer, seeking the main cause of Mad Cow disease. The Lady: "Good evening, sir. I...

By ebaum

Featured 19 years ago

The Muffler

A blonde got a dent in her car and took it in to the repair shop. The repairman, noticing that the woman was a blonde, decided to have a wee bit...

By ebaum

Featured 19 years ago

Sensitive Beer

Three hicks were working on a telephone tower - Steve, Bruce and Jed. Steve falls off and is killed instantly. As the ambulance takes the body...

By ebaum

Featured 19 years ago

So Cultured

A Greek and an Italian were drinking coffee one day discussing who had the superior culture. Over triple lattes the Greek guy says, "Well, we...

By ebaum

Featured 19 years ago

Dirty Riddles

Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker? A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again. Q. What's a mixed...

By ebaum

Featured 19 years ago

Joke - jokes

Don't Drink and Drive

Unspoken Wife

Frisky Thief

Redneck Murder

Overseas Tease

Customer Service

Drinking Blonde

Last Wish

Speed Trap

Diet and Exercise

Red Neck Vacation

The Commandments

New Viruses

Dead Boss

Great Pet

Father and Son Talk

Sex Convention

Wild Kidnapping

Helisoft

College Entrance Exam: For Football Players

Mad Cow Disease

The Muffler

Sensitive Beer

So Cultured

Dirty Riddles

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