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They Walk Among Us...

People like these make you wonder how they actually survive in this world of ours! A K-Mart check out clerk rang up $46.64. I gave her a...

By aimeelee143

Featured 16 years ago

Internet Axioms

Internet Axioms 1. Home is where you hang your @ 2. The E-mail of the species is more deadly than the mail. 3. A journey of...

By OnST

Featured 16 years ago

You'll Fart Your Guts Out

Bob and Martha have been married for 15 years. Every morning for 15 years, Bob wakes up, farts loudly, rolls over onto his back and gets up for...

By ebaum

Featured 16 years ago

Ten Things Only Women Understand

10. Cats' facial expressions. 9. The need for the same style of shoes in different colors. 8. Why bean sprouts aren't just weeds. 7. Fat...

By eyendsky

Featured 16 years ago

Small World

A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. "Why of course", comes the reply. The...

By buddha247

Featured 16 years ago

Texans

Two hill-billies from Texas were sitting at a bar, when a young lady nearby began to choke on a hamburger. She gasped and gagged, and one Texan...

By Molocter

Featured 16 years ago

Rectum Stretcher

While she was 'flying' down the road yesterday, a woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in...

By MPBlaster

Featured 16 years ago

Cinderella Story

Cinderella is now 95 years old. After a fulfilling life with the now dead prince, she happily sits upon her rocking chair, watching the world ...

By aimeelee143

Featured 16 years ago

Darth Vader vs. Luke Skywalker

A furious light saber duel is under way. DARTH VADER is backing LUKE SKYWALKER toward the end of the gantry. A quick move by Vader, chops off...

By thelegendery

Featured 16 years ago

Superman That Hoe

Superman is flying around when he sees Wonder Woman sun bathing in the nude. He has some dirty thoughts but doesn't want to get turned...

By austinromero07

Featured 16 years ago

What starts with F and ends with K

A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, "Harry, what's your...

By swifttallon

Featured 16 years ago

Kids are quick

Kids Are Quick ____________________________________ TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America. MARIA: Here it...

By jinky1888

Featured 16 years ago

The Priest's Question

The priest in a small Irish village loved the rooster and ten hens he kept in the hen house behind the church. One Sunday morning, before mass,...

By Rocketfan

Featured 16 years ago

The Voice

A guy gets home from work one night and hears a voice in his head, which tells him, "Quit your job, sell your house, take your money, go to...

By ebaum

Featured 16 years ago

Not in the Pool!

Little Johnny is approached by the lifeguard at the public swimming pool. "You're not allowed to pee in the pool," said the...

By Zealousplaya2

Featured 16 years ago

Contagious

A Teacher asked her class of seven year olds if anyone could explain the meaning of the word contagious. Little Shannon put her hand in the air...

By slipknob

Featured 16 years ago

My Head, Your Wife

A middle-aged executive was becoming increasingly irritated by the constant ribbing he was taking from the junior employees who couldn't resist...

By mortgagemescott

Featured 16 years ago

What is Easter?

Three blondes died in a car crash trying to jump the Grand Canyon and are at the pearly gates of heaven. St Peter tells them that they can enter...

By ebaum

Featured 17 years ago

Easter Bunny is Dead

A man was blissfully driving along the highway, when he saw the Easter Bunny hopping across the middle of the road. He swerved to avoid hitting...

By ebaum

Featured 17 years ago

Man's Best Friend

If you don't believe it, just try this experiment. Put your dog and your wife in the trunk of the car for an hour. When you open the trunk, who...

By ebaum

Featured 17 years ago

Entering Heaven

A man dies and appears at the Pearly Gates. Have you ever done a good deed? asks St. Peter. Sure, one time I came across a gang of...

By ebaum

Featured 17 years ago

Viagra and Food

A woman asks her husband, 'Would you like some bacon and eggs, a slice of toast, and maybe some grapefruit and coffee?' He declines. 'Thanks for...

By ebaum

Featured 17 years ago

Special Night

A married couple decided to spend the night of their 20th anniversary alone, with the husband planning a special night for his wife of many...

By ebaum

Featured 17 years ago

Fill 'er Up

A man walks in the door after a day at the office to find his wife crying at the kitchen table. What’s wrong? he asks. I went to the...

By ebaum

Featured 17 years ago

How Do You Feel About Sex

In a small town, an elderly couple had been dating each other for a long time. At the urging of their friends, they decided it was finally time...

By R2D2

Featured 17 years ago

Joke - jokes

They Walk Among Us...

Internet Axioms

You'll Fart Your Guts Out

Ten Things Only Women Understand

Small World

Texans

Rectum Stretcher

Cinderella Story

Darth Vader vs. Luke Skywalker

Superman That Hoe

What starts with F and ends with K

Kids are quick

The Priest's Question

The Voice

Not in the Pool!

Contagious

My Head, Your Wife

What is Easter?

Easter Bunny is Dead

Man's Best Friend

Entering Heaven

Viagra and Food

Special Night

Fill 'er Up

How Do You Feel About Sex

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