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The U.S. Dairy Industry Has Been Secretly Marketing Super Cheesy Products to Foreign Countries

See those burgers in Dubai covered in liquid yellow cheese? Yeah, it’s probably a propaganda effort.

LED Lights Have Desynchronized Women’s Menstrual Cycles from the Moon

Man Accidentally Got Paid His Colleagues’ Salaries and Refuses to Return It

Sorry, boss — that’s your problem, not mine!

Scientists Put an AI Into a Robot Body and It Immediately Started Impersonating Robin Williams

Except not funny.

After Louvre Robbery, Investigation Reveals Their Security Password Was ‘Louvre’

This is like making your PIN code “1234.”

Thieves Stole $80,000 Worth of Whipped Cream in the Middle of the Night

Don’t they know it’s mostly air?

Lawyer Claims His Client Is Just a ‘Gamer’ After FBI Boasts of Thwarting Halloween Terror Plot

We call this playing the “actually, my client is an edgelord loser” card.

People Think JD Vance and Erika Kirk Are Sleeping Together

Could you imagine?

ChatGPT Will No Longer Pretend To Be a Doctor or Lawyer

Here’s some good news to start the week.

Lawsuit Alleges 'Billions' of Drake's Spotify Streams Are Fake

Honestly, sounds like something he’d do.

Crypto-Bros Have Started Betting Markets for Dares, and It Won’t End Well

They did this on 'Black Mirror.'

Study Finds the Best Language to Use for AI Is, For Some Reason, Polish

The future of our AI use depends on all of us learning words like “szczęśliwy.”

Tesla is Being Investigated for Its (Allegedly) Law-Breaking ‘Mad Max’ Self-Driving Mode

Turns out, the computer program named after a dystopia might actually be dangerous.

Airlines Are Now Feeding Air Traffic Controllers to Entice Them Back to Work

I know you’re not getting paid — but would a microwaved sandwich sweeten the deal?

New Study Says We’re Not Living in a Simulation

Finally, you can tell your most annoying, fake philosopher friend to shut up.

Senators Are Complaining That Their Flights Are Delayed Because of the Shutdown

Really makes you want to do something about that, huh?

MTV Cancels ‘Ridiculousness’ after 46 Seasons

Let’s have a moment of silence.

Kash Patel Took a Taxpayer-Funded Government Jet to See His Girlfriend Perform at a Wrestling Event

Yeah, you can’t do that.

Woman Who Ordered Medicine Online Says She Received a Box of Human Arms and Fingers

That’s really not what the doctor ordered.

Alaskan Fisheries Are Currently Suffering from a Sea Otter Infestation

But they’re just so cute!

People Really, Really Hate the New Windows Update

Microsoft says 30% of its code is now written by AI — and it shows.

Harvard Students’ Mental Health Declines After Learning the School Just Gives Everyone A’s

Really makes you want to do something about that, huh?

‘Go to TikTok. See for Yourself’: Kim Kardashian Says She Thinks the Moon Landing Is Fake

As evidence, she points to “TikTok.”

People Think the 49ers Keep Getting Injured Because They’re Too Close to a Power Station

At this point, 49er fans will entertain anything.