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'Sex in 4 Minutes': Gamers Are Speedrunning 'Baldur’s Gate 3,' Not for Completion, but to See Who Can Get Laid the Fastest
High-level speedruns are spectacular demonstrations of gaming skill, practice and preparation, with titles like Minecraft, Halo and Mario captivating the speedrunning community for decades.
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
French Statue Eroding After Being Molested By Thousands of People a Year – But It Does Have a Nice Bulge
Humans have strange relationships with statues. There’s the statue of Juliet in Verona, which was removed and placed in a museum in 2014 after showing signs of damage thanks to tourists rubbing the statue’s breasts for luck in love.
By cathybara
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
Dillon Danis Attempts to Troll Logan Paul by Sharing Photos of His Fiancé with a Myriad of Other Men
Though YouTuber and dead body expert Logan Paul isn’t set to face off against MMA fighter Dillon Danis until October 14, the athlete is already attempting to get into his competitor’s head, sharing several photos of his fiancee, model Nina Agdal with a my
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
Kid Rock Goes Woke after Being Caught Drinking a Bud Light
Though Kid Rock famously obliterated several six packs of Bud Light with an AR-15 last spring after the brand partnered with transgender influencer Dylan Mulvaney, the artist appears to have joined the woke mob, quietly forgiving the beer brand for daring
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm
'She’s Imitating a Bee': Tennis Player Tattles on Woman Making Bee Noises to Throw Off His Serve
The Cincinnati Masters tennis event took a turn for bee-zarre on Wednesday after one spectator tried to throw Greek tennis star Stefanos Tsitsipas off his game, loudly “imitating a bee” as he attempted to serve.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
Watch Two Poker Players Get Banned for the Most Unhinged Trash Talk
Poker is a game of subtly. If you have a good hand, you don’t want others to know. And if you have a great hand, it’s in your best interest to shut the hell up and wait until you score your massive payout.
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
As Divorce Rumors Swirl, Britney Spears Just Wants to Know What Horse She Should Buy
Though the world may be captivated by Britney Spears’ alleged divorce from her husband, model Sam Asghari, the princess of pop has one burning question — what kind of horse should she buy?
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm
The Neighbors Who Communicate Through Knocks and Farts
Relationships with our neighbors are more complicated than they seem on shows like Friends — in this disconnected age, many of us, especially those living in cities, don’t know our neighbors very well, if at all.
By cathybara
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
'She Blow That Dick Like A Cello': Lil Yachty Admits to Learning Cellos Aren’t Wind Instruments in Viral Song Annotation
Occasionally, however, musicians find themselves plagued by their own mistakes, as rapper Lil Yachty found out with his 2017 track “Peek a Boo.” The song contains the lines, “My new bitch yellow / She blow that dick like a cello,” which confused so many l
By cathybara
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
Newly-Single Former Finnish PM Enjoys Hot Girl Summer, Posting Festival Thirst Trap
Though Finland's former Prime Minister Sanna Marin may have only recently announced that she and her husband Markus Raikkonen were filing for divorce after 19 years together, the ex-lawmaker is already embracing a hot girl summer.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Ftw
Mobsters Can't Wait to Meet Rudy Behind Bars
As news that Giuliani may go down for charges related to the Racketeer Influenced and Corrupt Organizations Act, the same act he promoted as a Federal prosecutor in the 1980s, a whole lot of mobsters are very excited at the prospects of seeing him around
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
'You’re Crazy, I Love It': Girlfriend Dumps Cheating Boyfriend With Surprise Reel After Their Entire Europe Vacation
Chances are your social media feeds are currently being dominated by people on epic “Euro Summer” vacations, or perhaps you’re even on one yourself.
By cathybara
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
