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Family Is Way Too Chill as Their Neighbors Have a Shootout
Picture this, it's a beautiful day, your entire family is out in the yard having a BBQ, and all of a sudden you hear a barrage of gunshots coming from your neighbor's yard. Do you 1.) stand there like nothing is going on, or 2.) run like hell and find cov
By Peter Rapine
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
Legging Legs: TikTok’s Latest Banned Trend Peeving Women
Years after the thigh gap took over Tumblr, it appears yet another beauty standard has emerged, ready to dictate how our bodies “should” look, according to tiny White girls on TikTok — legging legs.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm
Wikipedia Editors Are Fighting Over Purdy's ‘Big C–k Brock’ Nickname
As San Francisco 49ers quarterback Brock Purdy prepares to face off against the Kansas City Chiefs (and Taylor Nation) at Super Bowl LVII next month, it appears the athlete has found himself at the center of yet another showdown.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
Facebook Moms Want to Secede from the U.S. But Are Worried about Losing Government Assistance
There's been a lot of talk over these last few weeks about states, mostly Texas, and their hangers, wanting to secede from the United States of America. And while they aren't the first to drum the debate and they won't be the last, there is one group of p
By Peter Rapine
Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm
Forklift Guy Has the Absolute Worst Day at Work, Knocks over Thousands of Cans
Just because you can, that doesn’t mean you should: That’s the lesson the world’s unluckiest forklift operator recently discovered the hard way after accidentally spilling thousands of cans in a maneuver gone wrong.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
YouTuber Gets Taste of His Own Medicine after Dousing Hardware Store Shoppers with Water in ‘Prank’
Though one a-hole YouTuber may have headed to his local hardware store — hose in tow — in pursuit of likes and clicks, he got a whole lot more than he bargained for after angry shoppers gave him a taste of his own medicine.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
‘I’m Jesus!’: ‘That’s So Raven’ Star Throws Tantrum after Getting Booted from Restaurant
Despite starring in Disney Channel’s That’s So Raven, actor Orlando Brown still couldn't predict the consequences of his actions, getting the boot from TAO Los Angeles after going off at a server.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
Some Idiot Actually Let Elon Implant a Chip In Their Brain
The news surrounding Elon Musk’s Neuralink hasn’t been great. Ever since the company launched in 2016 with the promise of revolutionizing the way people interface with computers, they’ve hit hurdle after hurdle — and not just because people are understand
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
‘I’m Dealing With Idiots!’: Detroit Fan Loses It After Lions Loss
While no Detroit Lions fan was thrilled that their team lost to the San Francisco 49ers on Sunday, one member of Lions’ Nation was particularly pissed, taking his anger out on his television set.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
Drunk Driver Crashes into Mom and Pop Chinese Restaurant
According to ABC 7 New York, Lauren Potter, 39 was arrested on Friday night and charged with a DWI for crashing her car into a parked car, sending both of the vehicles through the storefront of a local family-owned Chinese restaurant.
By Peter Rapine
Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm
'Rigged': Your Drunk Uncles Probably Thinks the Swift-Bowl Is a Government Psyop
Though conservatives have long had “Bad Blood” with Taylor Swift over her support of left-leaning candidates and her push for increased voter registration, it appears the artist has managed to piss off a few more factions of the right: Deep state conspira
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
The Mona Lisa Got Soup’d
Though the eyes of Leonardo da Vinci’s Mona Lisa are said to follow everyone who dares look in her direction, it appears the fine art icon managed to let a few visitors slip from her gaze —specifically two soup-wielding protesters coming to soak her in wh
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm
