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If You Don’t Want Another Woman to Take Your Man, Just Post a Video of Him Bowling
Women on TikTok have unlocked a new way to keep other women from swarming their men, who presumably are Greek gods who constantly find themselves having to beat women off with a stick: Post videos of them bowling.
By cathybara
Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm
The Barefoot TikTokers’ Sneaker Collection Is Actually Worth $20,000, Sneaker Expert Says
As the internet debates whether lifestyle influencer Christi Fritz and her husband are genuine barefoot enthusiasts or just really elaborate trolls (they're trolls), it appears one element of their latest viral video appears to be correct — the estimated
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm
Construction Worker Hangs From Pallet 30 Floors In the Air
One very unlucky construction worker took the old adage of going “above and beyond” for one’s job a little too literally, finding himself dangling 30 stories above the ground in a high-rise incident gone wrong.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm
Indian Actress Pisses Off Internet After Faking Death to Raise Cervical Cancer Awareness
Though model Poonam Pandey may have intended to raise awareness surrounding cervical cancer, on social media, she wound up inadvertently raising awareness of the ails of faking one’s death.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
The Most Ethical Thing a Polyamorist Can Do Is Shut Up
A couple weeks ago now, New York magazine managed to awaken a sleeping beast of once bygone online discourse — reviving the bludgeoned-to-death debate on polyamorous relationships in its new cover story, “What Does A Polycule Actually Look Like?”
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm
All the Stupid Things People Are Doing With the Apple Vision Pro
Days after Apple released their new headset, the $3,499 Apple Vision Pro, it appears several tech dudes have already decided to hop on the bandwagon of transforming their entire reality into an ADHD-fueled Subway Surfers meme.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
TikToker Comes Under Fire for Selling Trader Joe’s-Style Tote Bags for $120
Influencer Emily Mariko, of Emily Mariko’s Salmon Rice Bowl fame, has gone viral yet again — this time for advertising to her followers a tote bag that many are calling overpriced and insulting.
By cathybara
Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm
‘Two Friends to Share Them With’: You Can Only Add Two Things to These Hot Dogs
Amid all the hypotheticals that have ignited the internet — questions like “Would you rather eat out of your a–hole or poop out of your mouth” or “Would you rather never get it on again or have everyone you sleep with sound like goofy” — a new and much mo
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
Nail Tech Requests Relationship Gossip in Exchange for Discount Manicures
Back before capitalism was quite so unchecked, bartering was fairly common. Someone has something you want, you can offer them something they want, and bypass the need to hand over cold hard cash entirely.
By cathybara
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
Drunk Guy Gets Dealt With After Refusing to Pay For Massage
Though one drunk dude may have tried to keep his buzz going with a nice, relaxing massage, he wound up getting pounded in a very different way, getting his a— kicked by massage parlor staffers after attempting to stiff the bill.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm
The Scooby-Doo Conspiracy Theory That's Stumped Even the Finest Internet Sleuths
Ever look at a photo of Scooby-Doo and the Mystery Inc. gang and feel like there’s just something missing? Not Scrappy-Doo, the Mystery Machine, Gigi Hadid or even the gay icon that is Hot Dog Water, but someone else entirely?
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm
Barefoot People Must Be Stopped: Couple Cuts Out Bottom of Shoes to Hide Public Bare Feet
In short, the world isn’t designed for the barefoot. Our streets are covered in broken glass, our sidewalks rocky cement. Even if you’re at a park with lush greenery, you’ll probably need to drop a deuce at some point — and that means venturing into a pub
Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm
'This Program Sucks!': Kid Refuses to Mince Words In Mid-Recital Review
No matter how unenthused you may be about attending your child’s recital, it appears no one wants to be there less than one truth-talking kid, who interrupted a choral performance to share just how much he hated the show.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
Conspiracy Theorist Claims Taylor Swift Murdered a Fan to Join the Illuminati
Days after conservatives claimed Taylor Swift and the deep state rigged the Super Bowl in favor of the Kansas City Chiefs as a campaign endorsement for President Joe Biden, yet another conspiracy has emerged in fringe circles — one claiming the artist kil
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm
Unfortunately the Worst Songs Survived the TikTok Purge
Amidst a dispute over licensing, one of the biggest record labels in the world has pulled all of its artists’ music from TikTok, an app that not only relies heavily on music, but one that artists themselves have come to rely upon in recent years, often at
By cathybara
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
Demi Lovato Sang Her Song “Heart Attack” to a Room of Heart Attack Survivors
Though the American Heart Association may be all about helping Americans reduce their risk of heart disease and stroke, pop star Demi Lovato decided to take these goals to extreme new heights, performing her song “Heart Attack” at one of the nonprofit’s r
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm
