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Sora A.I. Users Are Angry They Can’t Violate Copyright Anymore

Sora A.I. Users Are Angry They Can’t Violate Copyright Anymore

“Look, you can make Mickey Mouse do whatever you want!... What do you mean Disney wants me thrown off a bridge?”

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 month ago in Facepalm

A Flight Was Canceled Because Someone Ate Their Passport Mid-Flight

A Flight Was Canceled Because Someone Ate Their Passport Mid-Flight

He didn’t want to pay for the in-flight snacks, I guess.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 2 months ago in Facepalm

Bill Burr Says the Riyadh Comedy Festival Was a ‘Top Three Experience’

Bill Burr Says the Riyadh Comedy Festival Was a ‘Top Three Experience’

Okay

By Peter Rapine

Featured 2 months ago in Facepalm

Columbia University Is Now Just Telling Students to Let A.I. Write Their Papers

Columbia University Is Now Just Telling Students to Let A.I. Write Their Papers

Glad to see we’ve all given up.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 2 months ago in Facepalm

Two Planes Ran Into Each Other at An Airport Again

Two Planes Ran Into Each Other at An Airport Again

Another day, another airplane incident.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 2 months ago in Facepalm

Woman Arrested for Calling in Fake Threat Says She Just Wanted to ‘Trauma Bond’ With Coworkers

Woman Arrested for Calling in Fake Threat Says She Just Wanted to ‘Trauma Bond’ With Coworkers

If you’re not meeting them for after-work drinks, how else are you going to get close?

By Braden Bjella

Featured 2 months ago in Facepalm

Maxwell House Coffee Rebrands as ‘Maxwell Apartment’ to Better Reflect the ‘Needs of Consumers’

Maxwell House Coffee Rebrands as ‘Maxwell Apartment’ to Better Reflect the ‘Needs of Consumers’

What’s the opposite of pandering?

By Peter Rapine

Featured 2 months ago in Facepalm

Internet Users Are Convinced Halloween Decorations Will Summon Real Demons

Internet Users Are Convinced Halloween Decorations Will Summon Real Demons

Real demons. You know, those things that are fake.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 2 months ago in Facepalm

Nearly 10 Percent of Young Adults Are Experiencing ‘Serious Cognitive Issues’

Nearly 10 Percent of Young Adults Are Experiencing ‘Serious Cognitive Issues’

Get in line.

By Peter Rapine

Featured 2 months ago in Facepalm

A Self-Driving Car Got Pulled Over for ‘Driving Under the Influence’

A Self-Driving Car Got Pulled Over for ‘Driving Under the Influence’

We’ve *been* saying A.I. is a bad influence!

By Braden Bjella

Featured 2 months ago in Facepalm

The ‘A.I. Actress’ Everyone Is Freaking Out About Probably Isn’t Real

The ‘A.I. Actress’ Everyone Is Freaking Out About Probably Isn’t Real

Much like the character itself, the “AI Talent Studio” appears to have pulled the story directly out of their behind.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 2 months ago in Facepalm

Oh, Great, Now There’s Wood in Jimmy Dean Sausages

Oh, Great, Now There’s Wood in Jimmy Dean Sausages

This is not a drill!

By Peter Rapine

Featured 2 months ago in Facepalm

Teacher Apologizes to Students for Feeding Sick Kitten to Their Classroom Snake

Teacher Apologizes to Students for Feeding Sick Kitten to Their Classroom Snake

Don’t worry, she did it before class started. Might have been traumatizing otherwise.

By Peter Rapine

Featured 2 months ago in Facepalm

The ‘Here in My Garage’ Guy Was Just Arrested for Allegedly Running a $112 Million Ponzi scheme

The ‘Here in My Garage’ Guy Was Just Arrested for Allegedly Running a $112 Million Ponzi scheme

Who would’ve thought?

By Braden Bjella

Featured 2 months ago in Facepalm

China Launches Effort to Keep Buzzkills Off the Internet

China Launches Effort to Keep Buzzkills Off the Internet

If you can’t take it, just log off.

By Peter Rapine

Featured 2 months ago in Facepalm

Pete Davidson Set to Perform for the Country That Murdered His Dad

Pete Davidson Set to Perform for the Country That Murdered His Dad

Hey, if he’s fine with it, so am I.

By Peter Rapine

Featured 2 months ago in Facepalm

FIFA Reveals New World Cup Mascots, and America’s Really Sucks

FIFA Reveals New World Cup Mascots, and America’s Really Sucks

Why do Canada and Mexico get to have the cool ones?

By Braden Bjella

Featured 2 months ago in Facepalm

1 in 5 Americans Now Get Their News from TikTok

1 in 5 Americans Now Get Their News from TikTok

Better than getting your news from Facebook, I guess.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 2 months ago in Facepalm

Leaked Stand-Up Act of the Dallas ICE Attacker Compared to The Joker’s

Leaked Stand-Up Act of the Dallas ICE Attacker Compared to The Joker’s

Is making fun of mass shooters the only way to prevent future ones?

By Peter Rapine

Featured 2 months ago in Facepalm

Hershey Wins Lawsuit Claiming That Reese’s Halloween Candies Aren’t Scary Enough

Hershey Wins Lawsuit Claiming That Reese’s Halloween Candies Aren’t Scary Enough

If you were disappointed by Reese’s Pumpkins, you’re not alone.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 2 months ago in Facepalm

Man Creates App to Stop People From Getting Parking Tickets. The Government Shut It Down Four Hours Later

Man Creates App to Stop People From Getting Parking Tickets. The Government Shut It Down Four Hours Later

Nothing good in this world will last.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 2 months ago in Facepalm

Alleged ABC Attacker Had Reminder Note on Fridge to ‘Do the Scary Thing’ on the Day of the Attack

Alleged ABC Attacker Had Reminder Note on Fridge to ‘Do the Scary Thing’ on the Day of the Attack

Somehow simultaneously frightening and embarrassing.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 2 months ago in Facepalm

Doxxing App for Charlie Kirk’s Critics Accidentally Doxxed Its Users

Doxxing App for Charlie Kirk’s Critics Accidentally Doxxed Its Users

An app designed to collect information on people mocking Charlie Kirk’s death may have accidentally leaked the info of the people posting on the site.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 2 months ago in Facepalm

Only 35 Percent of High School Seniors Read at Proficient Levels

Only 35 Percent of High School Seniors Read at Proficient Levels

We’re becoming a post-literate society.

By Peter Rapine

Featured 2 months ago in Facepalm

Drone Paranoia Has Finally Reached Europe

Drone Paranoia Has Finally Reached Europe

Remember last year when everyone was worried about drones? Well, now the same thing is happening overseas.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 2 months ago in Facepalm

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