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A Pennsylvania Bus Driver Threatened to ‘Cook’ a Bus Full of Schoolchildren

That’s an easy way to lose your job.

By Peter Rapine

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Tesla Is Redesigning Its Door Handles Because People Keep Getting Stuck Inside Their Cars

That *does* feel important.

By Braden Bjella

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FCC Chairman Brendan Carr Is Trolling His Critics With GIFs From ‘The Office’

We’re being ruled by dorks!

By Peter Rapine

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A Plane Was Forced to Circle Because the Only Air Traffic Controller Fell Asleep

I know you need your beauty rest, but we’ve gotta land this plane!

By Braden Bjella

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Live Nation CEO Says You Should Be Paying Even More for Concert Tickets

Oh thanks, there weren’t enough things emptying my wallet already.

By Braden Bjella

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Virtual Korean Boy Band Wins Landmark Lawsuit Against Rude Tweeter

Is Elon still covering the legal fees of X posters?

By Peter Rapine

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Joe Biden is Losing Money Because No One Wants to Pay Him to Speak At Their Event

If you want to hear a dementia patient ramble about nothing, you can just do that for free at your local retirement community.

By Braden Bjella

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LimeWire Just Bought the Fyre Festival

And eBaum’s World is reporting on it.

By Peter Rapine

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U.K. Doctor Accused of Pausing Surgery to Get Down With Nurse

You’re not supposed to do that.

By Peter Rapine

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FBI Says Alleged Kirk Assassin Left a Note Explaining Everything, But That It Got Destroyed Somehow

People are calling it “the most airtight case” of all time.

By Peter Rapine

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Ohio Resident Revitalizes Effort to Rename the State’s Route 666

Lifelong Ohio resident Paula Sowers is sick and tired of having to avoid State Route 666.

By Peter Rapine

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People Are Now Transvestigating Charlie Kirk’s Wife

And Charlie, for good measure.

By Braden Bjella

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Woody Allen Says Jeffrey Epstein ‘Couldn’t Have Been Nicer’

Probably best you sit this one out, Woody.

By Braden Bjella

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Everyone’s Getting Fired for Posting Hot Takes About Charlie Kirk

Be careful what you say online these days.

By Braden Bjella

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New Report Finds American Students Have Gotten Significantly Dumber Since 2019

It’s not just you — we really are all getting stupider.

By Braden Bjella

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Amid Search for Killer, Lawsuit Reveals FBI Director Spent His Time Creating a Challenge Coin That Says ‘Ka$h’

Thanks for doing *something*, I guess.

By Braden Bjella

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People Are Already Turning the Charlie Kirk Assassination into ‘Inspirational’ LinkedIn Slop

What can this event teach you about B2B Saas?

By Braden Bjella

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Internet Users Are Already Transvestigating the Alleged Charlie Kirk Shooter

In times like these, we must ask ourselves: “Does the attacker pass the green line test?”

By Braden Bjella

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People Are Using ChatGPT to Talk to Charlie Kirk From Beyond the Grave

This is insane behavior.

By Peter Rapine

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Amazon Is Already Selling A.I. Books About the Charlie Kirk Assassination

What level of hell is this?

By Peter Rapine

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Nepal Banned Social Media, So Students Burned the Country’s Parliament to the Ground

Are they accepting contract work?

By Peter Rapine

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Britney Spears’ Mansion Is Covered in Dog Poop

Britney Spears is a free woman, and she can let her dogs poop in her house if she wants!

By Peter Rapine

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Dude Wins ‘$5,000 a Week Forever’ from Publishers Clearing House. Now the Company Is Broke, and So Is He

He’s already cashed his last giant novelty check.

By Braden Bjella

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Swifties Are Arguing About Whether It’s ‘Ableist’ to Pay for Rent Instead of Taylor Swift Tickets

Point: You’ll remember this show for the rest of your life. Counterpoint: If you don’t pay rent, you have to sleep outside.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 2 months ago in Facepalm

Crypto Bros Are Now Investing in Gold, Calling It ‘Natural Bitcoin’

It took a while, but the crypto bros are finally starting to get it.

By Peter Rapine

Featured 2 months ago in Facepalm

Facepalm - articles

A Pennsylvania Bus Driver Threatened to ‘Cook’ a Bus Full of Schoolchildren

Tesla Is Redesigning Its Door Handles Because People Keep Getting Stuck Inside Their Cars

FCC Chairman Brendan Carr Is Trolling His Critics With GIFs From ‘The Office’

A Plane Was Forced to Circle Because the Only Air Traffic Controller Fell Asleep

Live Nation CEO Says You Should Be Paying Even More for Concert Tickets

Virtual Korean Boy Band Wins Landmark Lawsuit Against Rude Tweeter

Joe Biden is Losing Money Because No One Wants to Pay Him to Speak At Their Event

LimeWire Just Bought the Fyre Festival

U.K. Doctor Accused of Pausing Surgery to Get Down With Nurse

FBI Says Alleged Kirk Assassin Left a Note Explaining Everything, But That It Got Destroyed Somehow

Ohio Resident Revitalizes Effort to Rename the State’s Route 666

People Are Now Transvestigating Charlie Kirk’s Wife

Woody Allen Says Jeffrey Epstein ‘Couldn’t Have Been Nicer’

Everyone’s Getting Fired for Posting Hot Takes About Charlie Kirk

New Report Finds American Students Have Gotten Significantly Dumber Since 2019

Amid Search for Killer, Lawsuit Reveals FBI Director Spent His Time Creating a Challenge Coin That Says ‘Ka$h’

People Are Already Turning the Charlie Kirk Assassination into ‘Inspirational’ LinkedIn Slop

Internet Users Are Already Transvestigating the Alleged Charlie Kirk Shooter

People Are Using ChatGPT to Talk to Charlie Kirk From Beyond the Grave

Amazon Is Already Selling A.I. Books About the Charlie Kirk Assassination

Nepal Banned Social Media, So Students Burned the Country’s Parliament to the Ground

Britney Spears’ Mansion Is Covered in Dog Poop

Dude Wins ‘$5,000 a Week Forever’ from Publishers Clearing House. Now the Company Is Broke, and So Is He

Swifties Are Arguing About Whether It’s ‘Ableist’ to Pay for Rent Instead of Taylor Swift Tickets

Crypto Bros Are Now Investing in Gold, Calling It ‘Natural Bitcoin’

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