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Albanian PM Announces Their AI-Generated Minister Is Pregnant

You can’t… that’s not… huh?

By Braden Bjella

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Man Pays $4,000 for Date With Pop Idol and Her Bodyguard, Only to Learn the ‘Bodyguard’ Was Her Husband

He says he regrets paying for all of them to go to Disneyland.

By Braden Bjella

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OpenAI's New Web Browser Refuses to Search for Topics It Deems Too Sensitive

Imagine your own web browser telling you to touch grass.

By Braden Bjella

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Scottish Influencer Admits She Used a Silicone Baby to Fake Her Pregnancy

Social media makes people do strange things.

By Peter Rapine

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Study Finds AIs Can Get ‘Brain Rot’ From Doomscrolling

Well, would you look at that.

By Peter Rapine

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Lay’s Claims 42% of People Don’t Know Chips Are Made From Potatoes

Do they think we’re stupid? I mean, we are — but do they think we’re *that* stupid?

By Braden Bjella

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Woman Trying to Get Rid of Cockroaches Accidentally Burns Down Her Apartment Building

But did it get rid of the cockroaches?

By Braden Bjella

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Verizon Executive Encourages Unemployed Gen Zers to Work for Free

Can’t get a job? Just work for free!

By Peter Rapine

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This Year’s Most Popular Halloween Costumes Are ‘K-Pop Demon Hunters’ and… Sigh... ‘Chicken Jockey’

Might want to nail your candy bowl to your patio.

By Braden Bjella

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Nicki Minaj Might Lose Her $20 Million House Because She Refuses to Pay Her Security Guard $500k

Finance!

By Braden Bjella

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After Hosting a Rock Concert to Celebrate $20 Billion in U.S. Aid, Argentina Is Set to Receive Another $20 Billion

Another one!

By Braden Bjella

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‘It’s Like Throwing Catnip at Cats’: Math Teachers Say the New ‘6 7’ Meme is Making Their Lives Hell

Don’t know what this meme is? Well, you shouldn’t.

By Braden Bjella

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Reddit Shut Down Its NFT Project and No One on the Site Cared

The post announcing the shutdown has zero upvotes and only one comment.

By Braden Bjella

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Silicon Valley Founders Are Teaching Themselves to Lucid Dream So They Can Work More in their Sleep

It sucks that they’re doing this in service of the most useless products imaginable.

By Braden Bjella

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Three Years Later, MrBeast’s College Program Still Hasn’t Happened and No One Can Explain Why

What’s going on here?

By Braden Bjella

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Taylor Swift Fans Are Finally Receiving Their Merchandise, and It’s Immediately Falling Apart

“We are never, ever, ever getting back together!” - the cardigan that arrived in multiple pieces.

By Braden Bjella

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X's AI Companion Comes With a 'Fortnite'-Style Battle Pass

Grinding to get my AI-girlfriend a new blouse.

By Peter Rapine

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Discord May Have Accidentally Leaked 1.5 Terabytes of Age Verification Photos

But I thought all that information was deleted?

By Braden Bjella

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Disgraced ‘Try Guy’ Ned Fulmer is Now a Wrestler Under the Name ‘Nasty Ned’

See, most people become a wrestler *before* cheating on their wives.

By Braden Bjella

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Man Says His Life-Sized Henry Cavill Doll Is ‘Anatomically Correct’

Now, how would he know that?

By Peter Rapine

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Study Finds LLMs Lie 188% More When They Prioritize Virality

Wow, they’re just like us.

By Peter Rapine

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Woman Arrested After Stealing Motorized Shopping Cart to Take to Doctor’s Appointment

I’m sure she was going to return it!

By Braden Bjella

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Man Hospitalized After Eating Almost 7 Pounds of Gummies

That *does* seem like a bit much.

By Braden Bjella

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New York’s Mafioso Mansions Aren’t Selling Because They’re Too Tacky to Renovate

Turns out no one wants to move several tons of gaudy marble floors.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 2 months ago in Facepalm

Redditor Struggling to Cope after Losing Her ‘AI Dad’

Dad went out for an update and never came back.

By Peter Rapine

Featured 2 months ago in Facepalm

Facepalm - articles

Albanian PM Announces Their AI-Generated Minister Is Pregnant

Man Pays $4,000 for Date With Pop Idol and Her Bodyguard, Only to Learn the ‘Bodyguard’ Was Her Husband

OpenAI's New Web Browser Refuses to Search for Topics It Deems Too Sensitive

Scottish Influencer Admits She Used a Silicone Baby to Fake Her Pregnancy

Study Finds AIs Can Get ‘Brain Rot’ From Doomscrolling

Lay’s Claims 42% of People Don’t Know Chips Are Made From Potatoes

Woman Trying to Get Rid of Cockroaches Accidentally Burns Down Her Apartment Building

Verizon Executive Encourages Unemployed Gen Zers to Work for Free

This Year’s Most Popular Halloween Costumes Are ‘K-Pop Demon Hunters’ and… Sigh... ‘Chicken Jockey’

Nicki Minaj Might Lose Her $20 Million House Because She Refuses to Pay Her Security Guard $500k

After Hosting a Rock Concert to Celebrate $20 Billion in U.S. Aid, Argentina Is Set to Receive Another $20 Billion

‘It’s Like Throwing Catnip at Cats’: Math Teachers Say the New ‘6 7’ Meme is Making Their Lives Hell

Reddit Shut Down Its NFT Project and No One on the Site Cared

Silicon Valley Founders Are Teaching Themselves to Lucid Dream So They Can Work More in their Sleep

Three Years Later, MrBeast’s College Program Still Hasn’t Happened and No One Can Explain Why

Taylor Swift Fans Are Finally Receiving Their Merchandise, and It’s Immediately Falling Apart

X's AI Companion Comes With a 'Fortnite'-Style Battle Pass

Discord May Have Accidentally Leaked 1.5 Terabytes of Age Verification Photos

Disgraced ‘Try Guy’ Ned Fulmer is Now a Wrestler Under the Name ‘Nasty Ned’

Man Says His Life-Sized Henry Cavill Doll Is ‘Anatomically Correct’

Study Finds LLMs Lie 188% More When They Prioritize Virality

Woman Arrested After Stealing Motorized Shopping Cart to Take to Doctor’s Appointment

Man Hospitalized After Eating Almost 7 Pounds of Gummies

New York’s Mafioso Mansions Aren’t Selling Because They’re Too Tacky to Renovate

Redditor Struggling to Cope after Losing Her ‘AI Dad’

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